Noah

Mixtape dropping in 5 minutes!!!

[Noah @NoahVail_]

@_KnightOfVoid_ @JilliBearr Yeah like in all those TikTok’s, happens more than you’d think!

[Noah @NoahVail_]

@nocapmedia This wasn’t a chase, this was a Jog

[Noah @NoahVail_]

My brother in Christ your whole bit is approaching random women on the streets and unsuccessfully hitting on them, she basically does what you do but actually gets some

[Camslifeofgratitude @rizzzcam]

@whatever It would be interesting to find out how she came to this point in her life. What was her childhood like? Hopefully we can learn something

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Tell me why dude on the bike who was filming had a WWII German helmet on

[Noah @NoahVail_]

The iPhone of the future should have a should have a laser that cleans the outside of the screen like a windshield wiper

[Noah @NoahVail_]

@RadioGenoa Bro swung like a GTA IV pedestrian, and dude coming out of the cab just to deck him? Life imitates art

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Caleb Williams seems like the type of dude to take Rome Odunze to court for 50/50 custody of the TD ball he threw to him

[zameer @ranghad_]

@Morbidful Fun Fact: You are only considered a pyromaniac after your 2nd fire, which means that everyone gets 1 freebie

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Hot take: Sweet Martha’s cookies are overrated and not worth the wait

[Noah @NoahVail_]

@bestwildclips These two must’ve just moved to Florida, this is how neighbors greet one another down there

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Men used to go to war, now they’re too scared to ride the bus

[Noah @NoahVail_]

If you had to pause it and use an arrow to show us, obviously most people aren’t gonna notice first glance

[Noah @NoahVail_]

I bet you’re sooooo fun at parties

[the radical center @JLeslieElliott]

This isn't a "7 year old kid's lemonade stand," it's at least two grown women using a kid as a prop to sell pastries without a permit in front of other people's homes. The mom uses her kid's feelings except to make herself look like a martyr. I'm sad for the kid, but not bc of the lady calling the police.

[Noah @NoahVail_]

@7ngel77 Damn fuck around and make Ed Hardy popular again

[Noah @NoahVail_]

It’s a lot harder to find a place to live if you’re a felon, but you can run for President okay, got it.

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Upstairs neighbors be like: “I think I’ll compose a symphony and walk around with shoes made of cinderblocks, 5 AM should be a reasonable time.”

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Not gonna lie Blank Space by T Swift goes hard idc idc

[Noah @NoahVail_]

I’m white but not buy my pet talk buttons white

[Noah @NoahVail_]

Citizen is great because I love knowing what crimes were reported around my neighborhood 3 weeks ago

[Noah @NoahVail_]

If your girl won’t tell you what’s wrong after you backed into your parking space with her next to you, you should know what’s wrong, pal