Neil Hat-Trick Paris

Brooklyn. He/him. Head of Content, and content.

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@JeffreyxEpstein I literally see people of all races and religions doing this every day in the subway. But thank you so much for the casual antisemitism—it makes it so much easier to discount and discredit everything else you post.

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@qikipedia For this very reason, the verb ‘to don’ does _not_ mean ‘to wear’; it means ‘to put on.’ It is incorrect to write (as people increasingly do) “She showed up at the party donning a blue dress and pearls.”

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@debtbarbie Holy shit I haven’t thought about that in literal decades but yes!

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@boygrrI My sister used to do this to me when we were kids. Very masculine aura to copy a 7 year old girl

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@stevebwriter @qikipedia Traditionally a ticket pocket is a smaller pocket right above the hip pocket on a suit jacket or blazer, rather than on a pair of pants

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@daintysloth Cheese nerd here! It’s all about the structure of the casein molecules. The process of making curds packs them in a tight lattice that gives a rubbery texture, then they squeak when they rub against each other, the way sneakers do on a basketball court (stick-slip phenomenon).

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@VVowzerz Oh my stars and garters

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@AliceFromQueens Inclusion of Patricia Lockwood invalidates the entire list

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@andruyeung I'd love to join! When would this be?

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@striktxxassasin @peckerwoodRiz @hartgoat @PicturesFoIder Not true. There are many laws that govern how private businesses can and can’t treat customers. Yes, according to federal law it is legal to refuse to take cash, but some jurisdictions have made it illegal, including New York State

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@DoobLontonder @peckerwoodRiz @hartgoat @PicturesFoIder That’s true according to federal law but not in every state. In New York, for example, it has been illegal for 2 years for businesses not to accept cash.

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@TheBadoe @ToxicBosss @hartgoat @PicturesFoIder This is not true everywhere. In New York, for example, it is now illegal for businesses not to accept cash

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@VVowzerz Your new tattoo looks fantastic

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@AliceFromQueens Lucid dreams latke

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@AliceFromQueens Grew up with no shellfish, and now I eat them all: love shrimp, love oysters, love scallops, love mussels, even langoustines. But lobster and crab do nothing for me.

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@Martin_Langen @shaun_vids The idea that ending Zionism could counteract antisemitism fundamentally misunderstands the nature of antisemitism. Antisemites will always find something to blame the Jews for.

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@LKonstan What is the relationship between relatability and “identification”? Is one necessary for the other?

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@VVowzerz Good luck. Sending him healing thoughts

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@LKonstan I want to take this class

[Neil Hat-Trick Paris @noamsc]

@LKonstan Her and Tori Amos, so the rumor goes