Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III

Blackrockian noble, airship manufacturer, and fashion designer located in Crossroads. | THEY/THEM | LOW CLASS RUFFIANS WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

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[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@S3lfishH3aler NO IT DOES NOT!!! IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME AT ALL!!!!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SENDING THIS TO MY STRAWPAGE!? This DISGUSTING and VILE CARICATURE OF MY NOBLE FIGURE DOES NOT RESEMBLE ME IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! CARNAGE!!! I WANT THE AUTHOR RESPONSIBLE BANNED FROM MY STORE IMMEDIATELY AND SUED FOR SLANDEROUS DEPICTIONS!!!!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@N0tPaidEnough @BoomboxEnjoyer I suppose that is a fair point... Well, thank you for trying anyway, Carnage.

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@UN_pleasant67 What are you saying to me!? What nonsensical dialogue is this?!?!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

Why have I not received even a single gimmick after SEVERAL hours? I am APPALLED! I have set up this strawpage to receive questions and compliments, and yet none of you have sent me any for some time! Unbelievable!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@UN_pleasant67 WHAT?! What foul, demeaning name did you just call me!? Carnage, delete this users account at once! I will not stand for being mocked or insulted in such a manner!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

Immediately, you are incorrect in your assumptions— it is NOT a kettle! It is a regal TEAPOT! And no, I do not "rage" at Twitter posts, nor does the "blood in my head boil" enough to reach the point where it would start producing steam and whistling! That is impossible!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

Thread of the NUMEROUS strawpage messages that I have received!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

Yes, AND? You commoners simply perceive me as such because you are FOOLS! I am the third heir to the noble Pwnatious family! Of COURSE I would exhibit pride! I am a Blackrockian noble, far above you peasants! It is only natural for me to be "arrogant"! 🤣🥂

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@UN_pleasant67 And what exactly does "grilled" mean? Are you mocking me?

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@Warpeddread Of course, my fellow Blackrockian!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

I will be contacting my lawyers IMMEDIATELY!!!! THIS HORRENDOUS IMAGE NEEDS TO BE SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET POSTHASTE!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@N0tPaidEnough @BoomboxEnjoyer WHAT!? Then have her rescind that order IMMEDIATELY!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@N0tPaidEnough Please! I am desperate to know why my followers are not showering me in the affection I deserve!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@BoomboxEnjoyer @N0tPaidEnough I am still above you in terms of class and status! Cease replying to me AT ONCE! I refuse to interact with a low class pest any longer!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@BoomboxEnjoyer @N0tPaidEnough Well. Carnage! Deal with this... low class... thing!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@BoomboxEnjoyer @N0tPaidEnough Carnage, have this Inphernal dealt with! I refuse to be spoken to in such a manner!

[Regent Pwnatious "Moneybags" III @Noble_Pwnatious]

@LaughingLowlife Astonishing! These poorons need to get better at sending gimmicks! IMMEDIATELY!