Matt Noble

@lakahq Product Designer — @OCTAVEracing Founder — Kit.Simple Illustrator — #Brewleur Organiser

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

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[Matt Noble @noblematt]

The sports gone. How the instant reaction of every rider on their feet not to run to the riders aid I don’t know. The pursuit of victory or the pressure of team contracts is not worth this.

[Jon De Lorraine @jon_delorraine]

🔴🇮🇹🚴🏻‍♂️ ALERTE VIDÉO | L'énorme chute d'une coureuse qui passe au-dessus de la glissière lors du Milan-San Remo.

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

@ScottHanson finishing off a roof in the UK winter with some #RedZone

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

Any chance you’re either a) over reacting or b) an agent of a hidden agenda?

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

According to chat GPT about 124,000 passenger trains run per week in the UK. There’s a single, currently non-terroristic, lone wolf attack and apparently trains are no longer safe and the government is solely to blame.

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

My daughter, like thousands of other children - has to catch the train to get to college and back tomorrow.

Under @Keir_Starmer and @UKLabour that’s now not a safe way to travel incase some fuckin Allahu Akbar shouting cunt starts stabbing everyone.

Civil war.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Fair play to this guy. He's absolutely spot. This is the Britain I love and know.

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

US politics has officially landed. The evolved form of lying Boris Johnson has returned to the land it was born from. Down we must go with the ship.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Susanna Reid, "Reform UK described Lucy Connelly as Britain's favourite political prisoner. She is of course somebody who pled guilty to a charge"

Richard Tice, "Due to bad advice that she received from the judicial system"

Susanna Reid, "Of racial hatred"

Richard Tice, "She should have never pled guilty"

Susanna Reid, "Of racial hatred against asylum seekers, and served time in prison as a result"

Richard Tice, "Which she should not have done"

Susanna Reid, "But that is our legal system"

Richard Tice, "And our current Prime Minister was the director of public prosecutions who in 2013 said that the guidance should be that if someone puts out an offensive tweet, who then deletes it and shows remorse, should not be prosecuted or jailed"

"But then Keir Starmer changed and became a sort of authoritarian individual, monster"

Ed Balls, "What?"

Richard Tice, "Who orders the judiciary to impose the harshest sentence on these people"

Ed Balls, "He what?"

Richard Tice, "And that's what happened"

Ed Balls, "Keir Starmer told the judiciary what to do?"

Richard Tice, "The PM stood up and said he wants the harshest possible sentences. That's why those sentences were handed down"

Ed Balls, "They're nothing to do with the prime minister. He has no say over judges sentences"

Richard Tice, "Why did Ricky Jones who did something, I think, far more offensive, live on TV, he pled not guilty and he got off. That's the way our system works"

"I think Lucy and others were wrong advised, she should have pled not guilty"

Susanna Reid, "She didn't, she pled guilty"

Richard Tice, "Correct, and do you know what"

Susanna Reid, "She served time as a result"

Richard Tice, "We're not all perfect, we all make mistakes. That's the nature of life"

Who hasn't accidentally called to "set fire" to hotels housing asylum seekers 🤷‍♂️

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

Is there a chance these videos are doing the rounds to promote the show and somehow when the doc comes out it turns out it was some kind of plan to make a viral video as part of showing the power of selective editing and social media?

[Abier @abierkhatib]

In case you don’t know, Louis theroux is filmmaker behind the documentary, The Settlers.

Honestly, Gaza is the mirror showing people’s true faces.

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

The degree to which Western countries are willing to humiliate their own citizens - and themselves - simply to enable Israel to continue to commit genocide, is beyond belief...

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Ant Middleton goes bust owing £1 million in tax & vat.

Instead of paying his tax bill Mr & Mrs Middleton issued themselves £3 million directors loans which they 'settled' by paying the administrator £300k.

Angela Rayner paid £40k less stamp duty than she was meant to, she's now paid in full, and provided documents showing how it happened.

An accidental underpayment versus almost £4 million of self enrichment.

The hypocritical right in all their wonderful glory.

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[Matt Noble @noblematt]

I think the worst part is my timeline just ceases to be a timeline anymore. Moment I scroll up it turns into ticktok.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

15-years and this is the best we can do?

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

After bleating on about flags for weeks, Farage decided to wear a GB News pin as he badmouthed the UK in the US Congress.

The proud patriot strikes again!

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

Hi @NHSuk, is there a way I can get this injected into my veins somehow?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Jamie Raskin, "They only want to protect free speech that they agree with"

JR then demolishes Farage, ending with

"You might want to think twice before you let Nigel Farage Make Britain Great Again"

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

Oh, but that Jag car that looks a lot like this was the end of the world a few months ago.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Audi revealed the TT successor, Concept C, a two seat electric car coming 2027

The final production car is expected to look very similar to the concept

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

@idiocracy310 @_MLFootball Literally the most liked comment in the replies. Take a knee on this one dude.

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

@idiocracy310 @_MLFootball https://t.co/e65SLk5NO0

[Nate Gardner 🐬 @NR_Gardner]

@_MLFootball If a man said this you wouldn’t bat an eye. Y’all just think every word out of a woman’s mouth is wrong if it’s about your precious sport

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

And then in 2028 after there was the same amount of school shhotings in 2027 we can finally maybe go “hey turns out that maybe thoughts and prayers did jack shit to stop school shooting and maybe we should look at… I don’t know… stopping civilians from buying AR’s and shotguns”

[Matt Noble @noblematt]

Okay let’s try an experiment, let’s everybody for the whole of 2026 pray that there are no more school shootings, and then when there are still more school shootings for the whole of 2027 not pray for school shootings and see if there are in fact more school shootings.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Karoline Leavitt: "I saw the comments of Ms. Psaki and frankly I think they're incredibly insensitive and disrespectful to the tens of millions of Americans of faith across this country who believe in the power of prayer, who believe that prayer works."

[Irlandarra @aldamu_jo]

La Vuelta Spain

Pro-Palestinian activists block today the Israeli cycling team during the time trial stage

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us?

You live and learn I guess.