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Oh, I can smile about it now, but at the time it was terrible.

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Me: is Twitter down?

Twitter:

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So. Excited. Cannot wait to go this summer! 📚

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center!

Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more.

Tickets available at https://t.co/ahkDMKalIn.

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Brutal #nhldraft

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Holy cripes Leafs don’t screw this up.

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I’m watching a dude from South Jersey drop balls into a machine. On purpose. 🏒 #NHLDraft

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@Jabz_CFC But the best was:

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@Jabz_CFC

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Judge Chris Taylor will win a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court, CNN's Decision Desk projects, expanding the liberal majority on the panel in a key battleground state. https://t.co/6AAZ169M7S

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You know that’s right!

[Adam B. Bear @democraticbear]

In the midst of everything, congratulations to Chris Taylor who just flipped a seat on the Wisconsin State Court!

Now, the WI State Supreme Court will be 5D-2R upon Chris Taylor officially taking the bench in August.

https://t.co/G3gjqBunaF

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F yeah 🙌

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@mom_of_littles @AX5336348154060 It’s like the blocks just present themselves like magic

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@nancylevine @atrupar We are in the dumbest timeline.

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@atrupar Oh my god.

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@atrupar While personally I’m team Pete/AOC, Dems need to appeal to progressives and the maga remorseful. Which is Newsom/Ossoff because: conventionally attractive white men.

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@AGBRSports Slice of cucumber!

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@atrupar Like leaders of countries? Dude thinks he’s immune from retaliation.

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@Bonkavision5 @MrJonez1 Questions: does Kristi Noem know how to pronounce “Abu Ghraib” and how does she like her prison loaf prepared? They should all be preparing for their tribunals. ⚖️

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The 1000 yard vacuous stare

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Lmao super secret "Situation Room" at Mar-a-Lago just taking pics and posting maps of American assets in the Middle East smh

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@midwestern_ope I’m embarrassed to say that I own:
1 xl oval crock pot
1 large round
1 medium round
1 double medium round
1 sm/med oval
1 small triple appetizer size
1 hot plate that holds 3 covered “1/3 size” hotel pans
3 steam tables
And 1 coffee urn

I should probably get rid of some stuff.

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@atrupar Amazing that “cheating” only presents itself in the federal election results but not in the state and local totals even though they’re all on the same ballot.

It will forever be a mystery.