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[Managing Barça @ManagingBarca]

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑É𝐒 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈! 🤩🎂

Today, Lionel Messi celebrates his 39th birthday – and looks back on a career that is second to none. 🇦🇷✨

🏆 World Champion
🏆 4x Champions League Winner
🏆 3x UEFA Super Cup Winner
🏆 10x Spanish Champion
🏆 7x Spanish Cup Winner
🏆 7x Spanish Super Cup Winner
🏆 2x French Champion
🏆 1x French Super Cup Winner
🏆 2x Copa América Winner
🏆 3x FIFA Club World Cup Winner
🏆 Olympic Champion 2008
🏆 U20 World Champion 2005
🏆 1x MLS Cup Champion

🥇 8x Ballon d’Or
🥇 6x Golden Shoe
🥇 16x Footballer of the Year
🥇 4x World Footballer
🥇 3x European Footballer of the Year
🥇 Golden Boy 2005
🥇 Record Goalscorer for Argentina
🥇 Record Goalscorer for FC Barcelona

👕 Games: 1158
⚽️ Goals: 916
🎯 Assists: 414
🎩 Hat-Tricks: 61
🏆 Trophies: 48

From Rosario to Barcelona to the greatest title of all: the World Cup triumph in Qatar. Messi has broken nearly every record, won every major title, and shaped an entire generation.

39 years old. A living legend. 🐐👑

[ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ @GoalVersee]

🎙️ Reporter: “You said the World Cup is just a 7-game tournament. Why do you look so excited after scoring against Uzbekistan?”

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I won’t answer that question.”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The @WhiteHouse right now:

[💎🇿🇦🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

Declan Rice complaining about a team that sits with 11 guys behind the ball a lot?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

England’s struggles in Massachusetts:

-2026 vs Ghana
-1776 vs American colonies

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

Miami Heat bench depth after the Giannis trade:

[m 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @MkndFCB]

One of my favourite things is Zlatan dropping the “I’m God” gimmick any time he speaks about Messi lolll he knows

[PAUPE @paupecf]

💣🚨 | ÚLTIMA HORA

🇨🇩 Cristiano Ronaldo estaría trabajando para obtener la nacionalidad de RD Congo

🎯 El objetivo es claro: volver a jugar este domingo frente a Uzbekistán

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑��𝖓 @ferretallen]

Giannis going from having no chance to win a ring to having no chance of winning a ring BUT his income isn’t taxed

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

If you are reading this

YOU yes YOU will be taking the ball up for the Miami Heat come October

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

England in Boston in 1776 vs England in Boston in 2026

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Harry Kane after the Ghanian native doctor placed a curse on him 😭

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

We all watched him say “I’m back, I’m back”

When he ghosts again, I don’t want to hear he’s a 41 year old man

[BasketballNews.com @basketbllnews]

The Miami Heat bench

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

The 2016 Cavs closed out their reunion by recreating “The Hangover” photo reveal at the end

This is amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

(h/t @ESPNCleveland)

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

Not even kidding bro Ronaldo is literally scoring on plumbers im crying