@_DURANDL kscht. "challenge"? making it sound like some dumb playground shit. i don't care about making a name for myself, or beating people, or whatever.
if i got paid to humiliate you, i would. otherwise? i'm happy to just sit here, get a free meal, stare at your ass and insult you.
@_DURANDL i just drink water, mostly. or beer. i drink a lot of beer. and i smoke. is smoking a meal? it's the most important meal of the day, if it is.
( there's something almost resembling a smile, followed by a loud, mechanical sluuuuuuurp. )
@_DURANDL ( soup makes the most sense... not like she can really chew. grabbing the straw out of her drink, she jams it into one of the vents in her faceplate and starts slurping away.
it's certainly a sight.)
@_DURANDL ( shrugging, she does just that. it's not hard to spot her, considering she's sitting there with her feet up on said table, arms crossed as she waist. )
@_DURANDL respectfully—no, wait, disrespectfully—it looks like a dump. but hey, a pretty girl's getting me a meal. who am i to care? like i said; free grub.
@_DURANDL kyeheh. thanks for showing me a weak spot. i'll be sure to exploit it the moment you turn on me.
( looking around the diner, then back at her, kiwi shrugs. )
...listen, i'm not gonna complain, even though i probably should, because you're paying. free grub's free grub.