NoContextGames

Quotes heard 'round our gaming tables. You want context? Trust us, it's better this way.

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"Are you a man or a woman?"
“I’m a villain.”
“What gender are you?”
“Evil.”
“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“Doom.”

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"I like my others shirt more but I got food on it "
"You got food on it?"
"Of course, we were eating."

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Sorry, I didn't realize that was your pizza in waiting.

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"Hey, did that sound like a loud meaty thump to you?"

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"He lets out a roar and eats the squirrel demon whole like it's a lawyer on a toilet."

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DM "Speaking of that one scene in Shrek..."
Sorcerer "This makes me uncomfortable without context."

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"Three in the black bear, one in the brown bear."

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"Flextape and Fur is my Coheed and Cambria cover band."

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DM "The demon has a monomaniacal focus on the rogue."
Sorcerer "Well it has one eye, so it's a monocular focus."

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"Ah yes, the old parable of the sword squirrel and the moon bear."

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"Deep and Wet! Deep and Wet! There's a squirrel noise cursing deep and wet!"

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"This is the prequel to Squirrel with a Gun."

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"The twenty-one habits of highly flammable faces."

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To the tune of Neverending Story "RAPIER OF FIII-IIII-IRE!"

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"What do you mean we're out of Eldritch Blast?"

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Druid "Everybody suck it in, it's cave bear time!"
Sorcerer "That is one Ursus Chonkus."
DM "A true UNIT of Absolution."

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Barbarian: "I don't want to be here now." Cleric: "Good news, you'll have to kill your way out!" Barbarian: "...I want to be here again."

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"Do not speak to me of the shoebody, witch, I was there when it was bopped."

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"It's always SOMETHING with you modules!"

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"Kryptonians could make helium instead of methane! You never know!"

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"It's not a hermitage, it's a windmill." "Does it look like it had a werewolf explode out of it?"