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"The bag smells like freshly washed dog."

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

#makeshfxgreater

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#makeshfxgreater

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"Did you do it the proper way or did you go through the back door like we usually do?"

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"Stop searching for beaver."

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I'm all about that slate, 'bout that slate. No pebbles."

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

#AllRocksAreBeautiful

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"Why are you still playing when I'm not inside you?"

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

"Can you even call 'punching the air' sex?"

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

"Girls make a lot of garbage."

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

"I'm down for some chocolate pie."

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

"I love fisting guys to death."

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"I'd do anything for the tip."

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"You can't suck dick ALL the time."

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"She's hot.. If only she had a hole."

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

"I can hear you playing with yourself in your room."

[NoContextRoommates @NoContextRM]

"Stick a tube down my throat and spray it all over my tongue."

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Boners; the best of times, the worst of times.

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"I've never seen toast so smart." #quote #roommate #outofcontext

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"I need one friend. I just wish I had one friend.." #roommate #quote #outofcontext