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[No Context Top Flight Time Machine @NoContextTFTM]

@court_college @209maths You wank off alsatians for fun and don't like the idea of a stadium in Peterborough.

This is a fun game of making random shit up.

[Matt Chorley @MattChorley]

Remember when David Cameron said he bought a pasty from a shop and it turned out the shop had shut down ages before and we thought “ooh the big liar”?

[Phantom Power @PhantomPower14]

Laughter as Jayda Fansen of Britain First result is announced at Glasgow Southside

[James @jmsb1997]

I'm taking part in the Mind 27 27 challenge to run 27 miles in March.

I've been very open about mental health problems I have had in the past, including some tough times at university. I hope I can help people open up and raise money in the process!

https://t.co/fhc6pTBvTg

[No Context Top Flight Time Machine @NoContextTFTM]

Look! A selection of Blobby products available to buy!

[🍂Hannah Bloodworth 🍂 @hbloodworthart]

You can now by the nightmare mr blobby page as a print here! (There’s also some individual nightmare blobby stuff too) ⁦@WorstBlobby⁩ https://t.co/IT4iBClI5H

[No Context Top Flight Time Machine @NoContextTFTM]

@profanityswan Sorry to hear that Andy, thinking of you

[No Context Top Flight Time Machine @NoContextTFTM]

Inspired by a TFTM related project, Hannah has reimagined Blobby as a sinister cunt

[🍂Hannah Bloodworth 🍂 @hbloodworthart]

Nightmare Blobby