Maria

I'm Maria. Twitter is the most egotistical waste of time invented. SHIT HAPPENS.

[Maria @nodarp]

p00ping.

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Remember when I was a twitter fiend? Oh 2009...

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Run.

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I've been replaced by a kitten. Much proved. http://t.co/CjBGMjo

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New York City Apple store. http://t.co/nJQSf1m

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TWEET TWEET.

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In the woods, under a jungle gym, sun blinding while listening to Somewhere Over the Rainbow, on my ipod. Life is nice here.

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mmmmmmmmmm

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Duff. Med Head. Forgotten. Delirium.

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MAH FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLLLLEEE LYKE DISSSSS

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Kissing the Lipless will always be my favorite Shins song.

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On my death bed. HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE.

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Gucci Gucccciiii Louis Louis Fendi Fedni PRADAAAAAA. basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother.

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Dollar store pills were a bad choice. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.

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I haven't been on Twitter in months.... I have 9.127 tweets ahahah. YES.

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Keep on dancing till the world ends. OHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHH.

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I want your liver on a platter.

[Maria @nodarp]

NOTTOMS UP NOTTOMS UPPPPPPPPPP

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I gave up tweeting a while ago, once I found out he didn't read them anymore. I miss it. I miss talking.

[Maria @nodarp]

Hey, are you slow?