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40. Unbothered(ish). Caffeinated. Still figuring it out.

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

40 and aging well, if I might add. The glow is earned, not filtered

[Rhythm & Blues 💎 @RnB_DITR]

Freak Like Me

Adia Howard (1995)

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

Imagine trying to take your boss seriously after your homegirl slept with him and gave you the postgame analysis. Like sir I’m gonna need you to lower your voice in this meeting because unfortunately I have RECEIPTS 😭

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

I turned 40 and my metabolism immediately put in its two weeks notice

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

@585MoneyMaine Instantaneously!!!

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

Being in your 40s is wild. One friend is a grandma, one has a newborn, one is celebrating 20 years married, and another is dating a 25-year-old. Half of us look 28, the other half pulled a muscle sleeping. 😂 No timeline, just vibes. 😭

[ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ @cnb_1992]

@noDREAgrets one is raising grandkids, one is raising toddlers, and one is raising hell.

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

We millennials built this app brick by brick
put some respect on your elders

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

@Koolk83 😂😅

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

@Joy2D2 FACTSSSSSS!!!!!

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Twitter I’m not turning on yall notifications. Stop fuckin asking me to goddamnit 🤬🤬🤬

[K² @kiiirraaa_]

Using work hours to apply for other jobs >

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me in the club after saying I ain’t gonna do too much

[M’ELLE @mellemusic_]

This is tough because I love both these artists and their catalogs but this video of Joe serenading Britney Spears lives rent free in my head so there is that…

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[☘︎keeks @perkkulees]

just found $33 in my wallet

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Take those APPLE WATCHES off!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭

[cyn 💋 @x__cynxo]

i hate both unfortunately

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

Yeah let’s not do this

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I love being home, in oversized clothes, looking ugly in peace

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

The fake lock-in at the start of a new week>>>