Noel Currid

56 Years Of Cynical Optimism. Mid-20th Century Boy. I Say Hello To Dogs.

[Dr Paul Stott @MrPaulStott]

We should all start using these lines.

"It has been the privilege of my life to play football for Wolverhampton Polytechnic's third team. I left the team stronger, more resilient and more hung over."

[Pat Marsh @patmarsh]

Today is the start of Diarrhoea
Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

[𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux]

New week, New CEEFAUX, Old story

[Nick J. Brown @NorthernMailman]

“And now for your half-time show…”

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Noel Currid @NoelCurrid]

Google Translate clarifies....

[Noel Currid @NoelCurrid]

Probably qualify for the next World Cup and get a draw against Argentina or Spain.

[Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps]

Kiribati: the country that broke the map 🌍✨

This tiny island nation is massive: not in land, but in spread.

Kiribati is made up of 33 coral atolls scattered across 3.5 million km² of ocean, bigger than India! 😮🌊

Oh, and get this: Kiribati is the only country that sits in all four hemispheres — north, south, east and west! 🧭

However, to keep them all on the same time it uses  GMT +14, making it the first country in the world to ring-in the New Year.

More odd shaped countries: https://t.co/DXFxBwh7YO

[Noel Currid @NoelCurrid]

@BrilliantMaps Probably qualify for the next World Cup and get a draw against Argentina or Spain.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The banned “Dead Loop” of Olga Korbut in the 1972 Olympics. It was the first and last time the trick was documented.

[Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps]

A German Division You Probably Don't Know About: All Saints Day vs Reformation Day

Why the difference? https://t.co/F95L9PtkWe

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Elon Musk no longer a trillionaire after spending a week at Center Parcs

[The Football History Boys @TFHBs]

Has there ever been a better third place playoff goal than this?

Nelinho vs Italy, 1978 World Cup

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[James @Surreycricfan]

In 1968 Sir Gary Sobers became the first batter to hit 6 sixes in an over. RIP Sir Gary Sobers, gone, but never forgotten 💔😢🏏

[Ebru Yıldırım @Ebruyldrm_88]

Yojimbo (1961 dir. Akira Kurosawa) (Cinematography by Kazuo Miyagawa )

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me

[SNELLY (TONY SNELL) @snellyradio]

One of the best of the day....

[Ben Volin @BenVolin]

France-England for third place in America. Just like in the 18th century

[Patrick Kidd @patrick_kidd]

And so the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.

[Lee @mcfcman66]

Sainsbury’s have just been with my delivery….

Driver said ‘you’ve got some substitutions’

I said ‘I hope they are fecking better than Tommy Tuchel’s

Oh how we laughed…..