Noelle Corbett

Bidoof Queen. Probably rambling about Pokémon, Persona or D&D somewhere.

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

My dog jumped into the toilet and after I pulled her out she PUT HERSELF IN THE TRASH

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

If you start Modern Family S4E8 (“Mistery Date”) at 11:59:18 on New Year’s Eve, at midnight, Phil Dunphy will say “This is the year 2025. Welcome. You’re the first one here.”

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

My greatest achievement of the year by far is somehow being in the top .5% of Beyoncé listeners on Spotify.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I’ll never understand how we all watched this live on television and didn’t immediately disqualify Donald Trump from public office for the rest of his life.

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

In case anyone wants to add me: 6227687537171174

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

First card I pulled in @PokemonTCGP was a Bulbasaur so this is officially a Good Game™️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow Michelle Obama continues to be very good at this

[JustMePam @PamelaApostolo1]

LOL!!

[Nathan Ellingsworth - Freelancer For Hire @NateAndDestroy]

Ryan Gosling and Russel Crowe.

Also it's set in 1970s Los Angeles, and they run a detective agency together.

And it's a sequel to 2016's comedy masterpiece The Nice Guys.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“I know I screwed up the Four Seasons Landscaping booking but PLEASE you gotta let me redeem myself.”
“Okay, fine. We need a walk-on song that says men RULE, that they REIGN.”
“��Reigning men.’ I got just the song. Get ready to be proud of me again.”

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

No comment because I'm focused on the future.

[Alanna Vagianos @AlannaVagianos]

The family of Amber Thurman, one of the two Black women from Georgia who died due to the state’s abortion ban, thanked Walz for telling Amber’s story during the VP debate tonight.

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

Which question do you think is more important?

- Exactly which month were you in China 35 years ago?

OR

- Who won the 2020 presidential election?

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

Sad to say I'm among the dozen or so who were let go from Dexerto yesterday.

I'm not going to go into all my thoughts and feelings on this here. All I'll say is if you need talented and experienced gaming writers and editors, I know some excellent people who are available.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

I'm convinced he saw this meme somewhere and that's what he's basing this off of

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

“The migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese. You know where the geese are in the park, in the lake, and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.”

Anyone who believes this lie is in a cult.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

[Noelle Corbett @Noelle_Corbett]

People need to stop talking to me about things that aren’t Astro Bot