Papa Noelle

poorly hinged and super hot • she/her

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

Getting a boyfriend won’t solve all my problems but getting a rich boyfriend might

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@spookyy_pete i know how to french braid but haven’t married cam

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@spookyy_pete similar vein but i can’t believe there’s a serious site called https://t.co/Rn7QFopRgd

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@rickyyynicole no literally i leave my cats for 5 weeks at a time and it’s a crime

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@spookyy_pete this literally looks like my fyp

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@cinderellaMann I hit the 72nd st bridge twice and it was so terrible so fair enough. if only we had a mayor who lived in this city and saw what we go thru)’:

[Pelham @Resist_05]

This is why they’re banning TIKTOK

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

why do i always think richard geere and diane keaton are in the lake house (2006)

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

🥚 that’s an egg

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

eggs definitely are eggs

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@spookyy_pete are these the sylvanian drama toys

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

like how did i go in a cute lil girl and come out an eastern european mother of 3 in the great depression

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

constantly thinking about the photos my uncle took of me the day i got my braces off

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

$1000 a month, utilities not included, no pets allowed

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

when ppl r named noelle but not born in december 👁️👄👁️

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

dude i love when i get answer to the sirens i hear

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Fight: 36th and Leavenworth
Male and female fighting in the parking lot with a traffic cone.

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

she’s cooking

[Papa Noelle @NOELLEaDeVil]

@spookyy_pete @hey_wobbie i am also in this camp/:

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No