Nowhale

Noelle’s the name, ice skating is the game

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is flickering the lights

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

It’s 2022 @Starbucks where’s your boba… I’m still waiting

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

If you eat fish from a lake is it still seafood? 😮

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

After I finished ice skating today, this tiny little girl said I looked like a real princess and my heart wanted to explode 🥺

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Shout out to the lady today who spelled my name NoWell

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Dad: *takes bowl out of dishwasher*
Dad: “is this thing dirty?”
Me: “That’s questiona-bowl”

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Where is Nickelodeon Plus?

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Mom: Hey do you want me to keep your baby teeth?

Me: What kind of question is that?

Mom: I don’t know, AND THE WORST PART IS, I’m not sure which ones are yours and which ones are your brothers

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Why do usernames and passwords gotta be such a pain 🙃

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Wait guys... if lizards don’t make sounds, why do we assume dinosaurs made rawr sounds??🙃😯

[Kaylie @kayliependleton]

The male brain at its finest

“Does anyone want to go paint balling next Saturday?”

Me: “that’s the day after my surgery so I can’t lol”

Him: “isn’t it just on your eye? They have goggles”

IM SORRY WHAT

[Kaylie @kayliependleton]

In other news it took me and Noelle five years to realise we could just split a Netflix account

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

*Mom screams from the kitchen*

“Mom are you Ok?”

“Yeah, I just used Salsa instead of Pasta Sauce”

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

My mom is addicted to playing Homescapes and she just told me she bought a corgi for her house with real money 🥺

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Songs that play from one headphone to the other hit different

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

This made my day

[Kaylie @kayliependleton]

It used to be two dudes chillin in a hot tub five feet away because they arent gay. Now it’s two dudes six feet way who are just trying to say hey

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

That Easter Bunny next Sunday better stay 6 feet away

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Anyone else ever say “Jew Finish?” instead of “Did You Finish?” ???

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

The people who stockpile on Extreme Couponing are laughing at us now @TLC #CronaVirus

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

Tell me why @Apple that the Apple Watch has Hockey and Curling but not Figure Skating ⛸ under Workouts?????

[Nowhale @NoelleBasta]

@savannahkayliee 😭😭💞 my hearttttt