imagine the reverse anime scenario of girls listening in on the guys section of a hot springs bath and they hear stuff like "oh MC-san, your dick is so long and veiny! can i stroke it!", "kyaaa!! what're you doing idiot!!", "i wish my dick was that big..."
doing the "scrolling past lewd image in public but keeping the like button in view to tap it" tech, then failing the dexterity check and getting full blasted with half-naked anime women while on the bus
a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?
it does make it less pathetic & it's genuine lesbophobia to say that it doesn't, but sure keep pushing down that conversation for the sake of beating a dead horse of a joke