Brandon Mize

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@SpursOfficial @AlasdairGold Great knee slide

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Hindsight is 20/20 and that’s all I got .#blindkidproblems

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Infinity war is just super smash bros for marvel and I’m bored watching it .

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Telling an Uber I’m disabled and need help so they leave and charge me anyways . Is that right ?

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Walking home from work through downtown Chicago while blasting the ghost busters theme song on loop in my ears was my favorite decision

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Think they'll ever make a second arch and put a giant McDonald's in between?

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@CreepyZonePod call us here listeners the "CreepyCrawlers" orrrrr the "Creepy Crawlies". #CreepyZone

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Keep moving. #TimAllen

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I need to just learn every language because subtitles are hard. #blindkidproblems

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Would you believe me if I told you my favorite Shia LaBeouf movie was Surfs Up?

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So when is megablocks coming out with a movie or a game? #legocompetition

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@MrDannyLemon wow. You're a complainer.

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Will Arnett is the best Batman so far. #fact

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Are there people who actually enjoy the taste of candy corn?

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@TheDevbacca well I almost brushed my teeth with hydro cortizone today. #blindkidproblems

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Woah, Twitter! I haven't seen you in awhile ...#blindkidjokes #butreally

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Why does running into a sign always have to be the sign that I need to use my cane more often ? #blindkidproblems

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@skydiving_fly are you guys jumping today ?

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All I want to do today is find my pants. Let me if you see them please and thank you.

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It's sad that Chartwells calls themselves a service to students. Halloween is over, yet they pretend year round. #scammin