Anonymous

Follow me through my journey as I attempt to go through the month of September without fapping.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Fuck yeah bachelorhood.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

I just finished masturbating and now I'm eating McDonalds.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Huge success! I painted the fucking ceiling. Unfortunately I lost my favorite picture. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, FUCKERS.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 23: So close, yet so far away...

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 19: So much backup of fluids. I think my dick is actually getting larger. My girlfriend should totally reward me at the end of this. ;D

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

I spend my days curled up into a ball, trying to hump myself. Not sure if I'll make it to week 2.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 10: Spent the last five days secluded from anything and everything that I could possibly find sexually attractive.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 5: Nothing sounds better than a moist, pink, tight, virgin loli pussy on my enormous throbbing cock right about now.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 5: I'm starting to hallucinate; I actually dreamed of sex. I never dream of sex. Fuck waterboarding, this is torture.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 4: ...I wonder how they feel--FUCK THIS I CAN'T DO IT.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 4: Saw this chick with huge tits running in the mall and instantly got a hard-on. Fortunately, I was sitting down.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 3: This is the second time I've noticed my pants were unzipped. Perhaps I'm subconsciously trying to fap? I feel like a case study.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 3: I can't do this.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 3: The urge to fap is slowly fading. I'm starting to think that maybe... Just maybe I'll make it a week.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 2: Things aren't getting any better. In fact, just the opposite; my boners can now dent cars. I don't know how much longer I can last...

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 1: My body is not yet used to the shock. I believe I'm starting to twitch.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 1: Oh my god this isn't possible

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 1: Just leaned back to kick my feet up, when my meatpuppet tried to escape. I had to force it back into my pants; I think it liked that.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

Day 1: Girlfriend sent two pictures my way; one's a full body shot. I'm starting to question myself. inb4 no girlfriend enjoy your hand.

[Anonymous @NoFapSeptember]

@LOICNASA Cool story, bro. Can't wait to drop this bomb on the first of the month. Shit will be so cash.