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[Nohan @Nohan____]

God I fucking hate this world.

[Lamont The Leviathan @SnowBlackLamont]

WELP if you are new to Houston, you have survived JUNE, that 90 degree shit what we call WINTER in Houston, July and August is about to come in

shit is about to get explicit HOT

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

The best and worst highway cameras in America.

Some of these states have incredible high-definition setups, while others are basically pointing a potato at a dark tree.

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

A MICROSOFT RESEARCHER BUILT A WORKING LLM INSIDE AGE OF EMPIRES 2 USING GOATS, JUST TO PROVE AI ISNT SENTIENT

he was tired of people talking to an llm, seeing it reply in a human tone, and deciding its alive

so heres what he did. computers are built out of tiny yes/no switches called logic gates. he used the age of empires 2 map editor to make goats act as those switches, a goat moving means yes, staying put means no

stack enough of those goat switches together and you get a working computer. he wired up enough to actually run a tiny language model. inside the game. out of goats

his argument:
> if you can build the exact same thing out of goats, or lego, or people passing notes, then the intelligence was never the magic part
> the human feel of an llm isnt the actual system, its just the layer sitting on top
> you can measure how persuasive or consistent it sounds, but none of that proves anything real is happening underneath
> take away the chat window and the friendly voice, and you're just watching goats shuffle around a map

what he found: the goat version still produced the same kind of consistent, convincing output that makes people think a real llm is alive

but obviously nobody thinks a field of goats is alive. so if goats can fake those exact traits, those traits were never proof of a mind in the first place

his actual paper is titled "if llms have human-like attributes, then so does age of empires 2"

we spent two years arguing about whether ai is alive, and this guy answered it with goats

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Hatewatching an island of 150k people is generational stuff

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

yo: “qué es ese ruido?”

el ecuatoriano de mi edificio celebrando el gol de Ecuador a Alemania:

[Thomas van Linge @ThomasVLinge]

The Rapid Support Forces of Sudan have been able to wage a genocide Ratko Mladic and his Bosnian Serb forces could have only dreamed of.

But because the RSF's victims are exclusively Sudanese Africans they never had to fear any international response to their crimes.

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Hoy Lumumba se tapó la boca y simuló una pistola en la cabeza como protesta por el silencio internacional ante uno de los conflictos más activos del mundo, que ha dejado miles de desplazados en el este de RD Congo.

ESTO SÍ ES UN INFLUENCER DE VERDAD. 🇨🇩👏

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Lumumba looks on from the stands in Guadalajara Stadium 🇨🇩

[Fubar🇨🇦 @Captain_Fubar]

Utterly dismantling one of the most comprehensive intelligence structures that has ever existed to own the libs or something

[FuriousPie @furious31630]

A Sonic meme genuinely saving some people’s lives is the most on brand thing ever

[$HAGOV Adorni 🪣 @adornibord]

Absolutamente destruidos. Fin.

[Nohan @Nohan____]

@Natexpat @GreenTextRepost At least Fallout (well, the early games at least), had lore on why the bottle caps were the de facto currency of the wasteland.

[candy @candyferraz]

amo o uruguai mas difícil competir no carisma com um país cuja capital se chama PRAIA o goleiro se chama VOZINHA e o idioma é PORTUGUÊS

perdón, mis hermanos

[Mehni G. @DonMehni]

Los mexicoreanos en 2046: ”soy Chalino Song, mis padres se conocieron en un Fan Fest de Guadalajara.”

#한맥

[Nohan @Nohan____]

@nypost Even funnier fact is that he was given McDonalds after surrendering.

[Nohan @Nohan____]

@ludwila @piuesportes I think the closest my gringo ass will come to this is waking up at 4:53 in the morning to a blue alert.

[Alevtine @SunriseParasite]

There are rumors that Karl Marx will become a leader in Civ 7 with the first big DLC, and it really doesn't make sense to me. Not because he's never led a country, no, that's fine. It's mainly because he was too much of a lazy chud to do something like that