sami

she/her

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

god didn’t make jaws

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

Was able to watch a “currently unavailable” documentary because I have a library card.

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

eating my taco bell, drugging myself, and going the Fuck to Sleep

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

how it feels to feel for the hook under the bar

[Olivvia The Woman The Account @fixyourheartsor]

I would be furious if I went to an Iggy Pop concert and he had a shirt on

[NBA Youngbob Official @bust_bob]

We’ve met before. At your house, don’t you remember?

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

You’re LATE

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

the time for ZITI is over
the time for TIKKA MASALA is now

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

Cleo says if no one gets this for her, then you all hate her. Just fyi.

[🍹Dean🌴⛱️ @ItsMeDeaner]

Almost worth the $90 price tag

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

Day one of our elopement trip💯

[⋆˚ faye ꩜.ᐟ @mclauvins]

Watching twin peaks and this one guy just looks like this it’s rlly distracting

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

Might just be the redneck in me, but he absolutely reeked of sex appeal.

[Fernando Iniguez - actor @fernandiniguez]

The Other Two proves once again how ahead of its time it was

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

My brother and I used to go out back and do this. We didn’t have any neighbors, but he did hit my cousin in the face with a golf ball once.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Hitting golf balls with an aluminum bat at my neighbor's kids

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

@sonyayyyy Creeping but this aged poorly

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

nah I couldn't be doing this bc I'd whistle at him like a construction worker seeing a beautiful woman pass by

[sami @NoHo_Hank_]

For someone who has shitty skin and doesn’t wear makeup but 3 times a year, I’m about to be platinum at ulta for the 3rd year straight.