First day as a cake decorator and man this shit hard af. I thought it would be like sketching or painting. Fuck no. I’m about to ruin some child’s birthday if I don’t pull it together.
My dad’s refusing to talk to me be cause he was caught on a ring doorbell camera with a butcher knife fighting “invisible aliens with cloaking devices” and I called him crazy…….. I’m not even joking.
$32 at Waffle House for all star special and 1 egg, biscuit and gravy, and three pieces of bacon. Yeah I’m returning to my life of crime. This is ridiculous.
Hate when im tryna enjoy a beer and a cig on my balcony and every wasp in East Tennessee pull up on me. Mind you they have the entire world to explore. It’s personal.
@pwhittemore4 Facts. I have done way worse to be fired 😂 Pissed they had to make shit up to finally fire me. All because I called out the manager for being a pedophile. He immediately put me on final notice after that then created this shit to get me fired.