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everyone is funnier than me

[melon 🍈🏳️‍⚧️ #okaytwt and #meowtwt @uhhhhhmelon]

how 9 year old zohran was controlling osama on 9/11

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

sensitive young man gets FUCKED financially (GONE WRONG) 👀👀👀

[& @NoiseShutdown]

@FlairShot47 much to think about

[& @NoiseShutdown]

i’m not jerking my penis off
i am penis o’goone

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@Catgod200 sorry for stealing your post with 3 likes george

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@Kali_OwO

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why isn’t gta 6 set in north dakota

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨 🚨 🚨

He’s back: Rams star Aaron Donald is coming out of retirement and returning to the Rams on a one-year, $20M deal that with incentives could be worth up to $30M, per @rapsheet and me.

After two seasons away, Donald now will join forces with Myles Garrett, giving the Rams two of the top defensive linemen in NFL history.

[& @NoiseShutdown]

@realapp allat to lose 56-27😭

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

click to dickride

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ai generated wobblemeat on my 4k palantir vape

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jon: i just broke both of my arms falling down the stairs, the water and electricity are about to be shut off and every woman i’ve ever met despises me

garfield: i am fat. monday lasagna

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netanyahu and the palantir satellite beams made me realize that i need to piss RIGHT before i was about to fall asleep

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who has that video of a kid lip syncing to justin bieber’s “let me love you” while his dad is on life support in the background

[maddie @maddieis_me]

PNW oomfs I get it now

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i found boobies on the internet and will be contacting the nfl about it

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

sat in the grass for a while today…this is all it is huh

[& @NoiseShutdown]

can my friends react to a message normally please

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

hello elon

[& @NoiseShutdown]

tame impala’s most popular song is about him being a cuck