In the Bleak MidJimter

So do washing machines

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

Becoming a father has really brought into sharp focus the peculiarity that was the cultural phenomenon of an obsession over a baby dinosaur regularly physically assaulting his father with kitchenware

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

Harlen Coben's Shelter is like David Lynch's Blue Velvet if it was written by AI that had been programmed by a high school student who had just learned what swears were but had never heard of the concept of subtext

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@wonkakillskids Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Seconds

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@cmclymer The Violin Conspiracy by Brendan Slocumb

[Shayna @shaynagoldman_]

No need, the men have done that enough bestie.

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@lingerie_addict Human beings will smile even if born blind. It is not a reaction that is learned, but is something we are all predisposed to do

[Fr. Joash P. Thomas @JoashPThomas]

Use a Lord of The Rings gif to show me your energy going into 2024.

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

This is an A+ joke. 10/10. No notes.

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@pmiscove 🙋🏼‍♂️

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What's your favorite Christmas movie? Using only a gif.

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@ShannanFerry and @RoccoNY1 - we showed my mom your shout out for last week and the baby waved at you again

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which movies do you think aren't nearly as bad as people say?

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

Here Comes Santa Claus is a unique song amongst Christmas songs because it's the only one that makes direct reference to both the Christian God and Santa Claus implying that the latter is a vessel for the former

[nick @lovechazelle]

what is your favourite line delivery?

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@ShannanFerry @RoccoNY1 So, we have a picture to share, but I can't DM it since you don't follow me. Simple fix, but I'm also wondering if there's an email where we can send it perhaps?

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@ShannanFerry and @RoccoNY1 Our one year old said hi to the TV today when we turned it on this morning and he saw you two

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@ShannanFerry @RoccoNY1 Let me talk it over with my better half. The city may not be equipped to handle the cuteness

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@eventualforever I'm not sure where you're based, but if you're in NYC, Film at Lincoln Center will be playing The Beast and Janet Planet in April and Evil Does Not Exist in May

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

I am nobody with no followers so I don't know who this message will reach, but Tyler is a great guy, husband, father, and cinephile who could really use our love and support this Christmas and beyond. Please consider watching and donating

[Tyler Smith @morelessons]

People regularly ask me how I'm doing and what they can do to help. So we made this video as an update about my progress, our plans moving forward, and how you can help.
Thanks for your support.

https://t.co/X0MukuX3Zz

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

@Party_Lard

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Glen Hansard and Lisa O'Neill performed "Fairytale of New York" to close Shane MacGowan's funeral today.

https://t.co/bG7mCSusmC

[In the Bleak MidJimter @NolanFixesTeeth]

Chag urim sameach to my Jewish brothers and sisters! 🕎