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[Nutterbutquashed @NoLedge]

@MaverickMyk @SarikaGangwal Nice save!! 😉

[Sayema @_sayema]

This is the simple translation of the much controversial Faiz's poetry "Hum Dekhenge". Every single line explained lucidly. English translation taken from an article published in TOI in 2016. Should help those who wish to understand just the poetry. #Faiz #UrduKiPaathshala

[Fact @Fact]

The generation that invented the Internet, the smartphone and the iPad all played outside as children.

[فیضان خان/फ़ैज़ान ख़ान/Faizan Khan @AskFaizanKhan]

तूफ़ानों से आँख मिलाओ, सैलाबों पर वार करो
मल्लाहों का चक्कर छोड़ो, तैर के दरिया पार करो
@rahatindori
#happyBirthdayRahatSahab

[Rekhta @Rekhta]

जो किताबों में है वो सब का है
तू बता तेरा तजरबा क्या है

—निदा फ़ाज़ली #MondayMorning

[cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2]

At my funeral my only request is that Boba Fett stands next to my casket and says "She's no good to me dead."

[Seher @Seher_shine]

Har kaam karne ka ek waqt hota hai
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Baad me😬

😛😛

[your second favorite mel @Melchievous]

My power move is keeping my opinions to myself.

[your second favorite mel @Melchievous]

Today I discovered that in a fall, I’ll save my coffee over my phone. In case you’re looking for someone with their priorities straight.

[Nutterbutquashed @NoLedge]

😏

[🎶 Romeo's Delight 🎶 @bigracksonly]

I don't know who needs to hear this but your smile is contagious.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Words which will not be written on my tombstone: ‘She was able to stay in the correct tense when writing a book’

[🍬 Kid in a candy shop 🍭 @LoveTheBlueues]

*Busy. Trying to concentrate *

Tele caller : Hello Sir, I am calling from aayeseaayeseaaye bank.

Me: 😠 Pehle bank ka naam bolna seekh le bhootni.

[Nutterbutquashed @NoLedge]

@suruchi_sharma Now why didn't i think of that. 😏

[Nutterbutquashed @NoLedge]

Please suggest a good 90's movie. English/Hindi. Too many to choose from. Searching for half an hour now. Can't decide. Help!!!

[Apocalypse @Mizzling_Gaze]

The number of tweets in my draft shows how much I overthink!