Joan

she/he I’m a girl and I like anime and movies and books and games yay! woohoo!

dm me. see what happens.

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@realyuriyearns this is enhanced by upturning your eyebrows and frowning for an expression of extreme guilt and shame that your partner WILL eat up

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@FlamARTofficial @realyuriyearns what is this satirizing

[Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars 🪔🪢💣𓃣 @EarlyGaiaArt]

@rewitch1 Oh sweet [GAY] child. I am [WEEGEE]. We really are the last of the [PINGAS] children. We do not care about your [VOLVIC]. We care about [DINNER]. When you[TUBE POOP] and [MICHAEL ROSEN] wish to really [BE A GREAT TYPIST], [LUIGI] will be your [MAMA]. Look it up. You have [TOAST].

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@HayaseWarrior can you switch 0080 with ibo for me because im joan and i could become your biggest friend and ally if you do this for me

[其 @snht__2]

えええええ！！！！💕💗💓💖💘💝🩷

[Guangdong Salad🥗 @SaladSaiyan]

“Kakarot… you must kill Frieza! He was the one to destroy planet Vegeta… by destabilizing the core. If he lives, he may even destroy Namek over time via unknown means”

[幸村誠 @makotoyukimura]

最近は夜寝る前に奥さんとマインクラフトをやるんです。ゲーム酔いと戦いながら。普段ぜんぜんゲームしない二人だからすっごいヘタクソみたい。見かねた息子が参加してくれて、ボクらの家の周りに謎の施設を次々と建設してくれます。

[aloyx • thinking ab he-man @aloyxwrites]

stop

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@Duckle_Jungle @4MAZINGCAINE i would like it if jax manipulated gangle into killing ragatha to save them from the digital circus, only for gangle to be executed while jax pretends to cry

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@BleachedRaptor2 guy who’s shocked to hear civilians cant afford to move to space

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo no thats a good example

also i like these :) most of Hamlet is actually lifted straight from The Spanish Tragedy because plagiarism fucking rocked when Shakespeare was alige

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo when did i say hardcore lol i said grownup

Scholars devote themselves to the study of shakespeare. Would you like me to start recommending you foreign films and other classic novels?

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo because your original tweet made me laugh so fucking hard
“Heh… Deltarune fans when my legos walk in the room.”

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo i literally dont care LMAOOOOO

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo you are describing set dressing

at what point does chief feel the absence of the forerunners

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo im not the one going “MY scifi toys are better than tumblrslop”

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo what influence do the forerunners and their absence have on the actions of the covenant and master chief? its set dressing

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy @467Doggo also talking about Halo and Bionicles like this is so fucking funny. You like scifi toys. Of the five examples you listed (TADC, Deltarune, Steven Universe, Halo, and Bionicle) the only character who actually haunts the narrative is Rose Quartz

[Joan @noliaplastic]

@moabofmercy Okay so I think you should engage with more things for grown ups if you think any of this is haunting the narrative. Might I encourage you to consider reading Hamlet?