xAlyssa

Artist | Poker Player |

Ranked 249,268th on The Hendon Mob all-time money list. 🏆

[xAlyssa @NoLimitLys]

Drawing I just finished live on stream of @NICKMERCS! This one was way out of my comfort zone and I hope you enjoy my efforts :) #yurr #mfam

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@SilkNHeels if it's not shaved, I'm not eating it.

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@RiebvJanbeeck Helen of DeTroyt 😭

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@ryangerritsen looks like a homeless encampment 🤦‍♀️

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@Hazalizy 14

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@HappyPunch wifes pussy itchin tho

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[xAlyssa @NoLimitLys]

@pepsi Sure, is your name Coke Zero?

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

People with higher IQ are kind and polite to everyone, but they trust almost no one.

[Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7]

Can someone please explain how walking around with your dick out in front of children represents gay pride?

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Some people's primary objective on Earth is to be miserable and to spread misery to others.

I recommend staying away from them.

[xAlyssa @NoLimitLys]

@renabaddie_ '. 5'7.

[PokerNews @PokerNews]

🏆 Skye Chen 🇺🇸 wins @WSOP Event #68: $1,000 Ladies No-Limit Hold'em Championship for $194,630 💰

🥇 It's Chen's first-ever WSOP cash and only her second WSOP event 🤯

📸: @JessBeckPoker

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

My cat is the best cat. Your cat is also the best cat. All cats are best cats, and that is science.

[xAlyssa @NoLimitLys]

@lucyshow11 the what the faka dance

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@DumbLumiThing was it a mega pint?

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@Gabriele_Corno They both seem to have lost a lot of weight I'm surprised she didn't turn blonde and the dog turned black 🙄 #nicetryAI

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Dogs reaction to seeing the owner after three years..🐕🐾🥺❤️

[xAlyssa @NoLimitLys]

@Nasdaq @SpaceX @NasdaqExchange Any chance we can MEGA first? make Earth great again before we put resources into making life multiplanetary. I mean, we got a few ishies here to deal with, no?