Jordy Noll

Freelance SEO @noll.im • 1984 •  • PS5 • PC • Father of 4 • Cohabiting • Slightly sarcastic • Excessive user of understatements

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

In case you're looking for no-nonsense Dutch SEO help, I'm available from January when I officially start my SEO freelance business! https://t.co/nViQgCxGYU

[noll.im @noll_im]

Het is officieel! Ik ga adidas Group verlaten en ben vanaf 1 januari fulltime SEO freelance en beschikbaar voor meerdere dagen per week!

[Sander Schimmelpenninck @SanderSchimmelp]

Dit is geweldig hoopgevend: mensen mét verstand die halve gare influencers, in dit geval Fascistjeboyjay, op hun eigen manier van weerwoord dienen.

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

Feels like I've heard this one too many times... #seojokes #sarcasm

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@screamingfrog Ah too bad. Thanks for confirming. 👍

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@screamingfrog I'm currently running Screaming Frog spider headless in a Linux VM on Google Cloud. I can't find however how to run a crawl analysis from the command line. What would the command be for this? Is it even possible with a GUI?

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@screamingfrog Haha well, I meant via CLI... 🙃

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@screamingfrog Thanks! So it's not possible to run it on an existing crawl? It's a 500k crawl, which I already ran locally and took some time due to a low crawl rate. Would be awesome if I didn't have to run it again. 😅

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

Fuck BizzPower.

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@Hyper Still nothing?

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

Hey @Hyper, where’s my 2-star review for your new 12-port USB-C hub? I’ve sent it in twice already.

https://t.co/CffSrkdBwo

I only see 3 5-star reviews, which I can only presume to be self-written.

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@Hyper By simply acknowledging reviews of your product which aren’t all positive. Now you just pretend they aren’t there. By only placing 5-star reviews and not taking the negative ones seriously, you’re creating a really untrustworthy image of @hyper.

Can you approve my review now?

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@mathiasnoyez

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

That moment when you FINALLY have access to the server logs. 😅

#SEO

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@SERP_queen Thanks, had so much fun creating it! 😂

I might do another one soon..

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

@Stevenvvessum @Ben_Barker1989 Thanks Steven! Had so much fun creating it. Awesome to see this meme still being appreciated. 😂

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

That moment when your Excel formulas are consistently inconsistent.

#excellogic #SEO

[Simon Vreeman @vreeman]

In Rusland mogen ze nog maar met z’n drieën in de auto. Virussen is te veel.

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

Curious to see this project taking off. I’ll be closely following these hustlers’ movements. 🤠

Nice job @ElionMakkink & @joepmeertens1. Looks promising!

#seo

[Elion Makkink @ElionMakkink]

https://t.co/Q3mq1h8Qi2 👉New project live with fellow hustler @joepmeertens1 🤠 #SEO #Entrepreneurship

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

This shit’s hilarious! 🤣🤣 #fos20

[Jordy Noll @Noll]

The following statement is true:
The previous statement is false.

#mindfuck