Jimmy “No Show” Matlock

The type of guy to RSVP and not show up.

[Jimmy “No Show” Matlock @NoMatlock]

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@k_watson82 @PunchoutJimmy @RJMJr1963 @wjb_2 Just think, Allison. If you weren’t such a horrible human being, you could have be a congressman’s wife.

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@k_watson82 @RJMJr1963 @PunchoutJimmy @wjb_2 @k_watson82 go back to your boyfriend’s mansion and don’t come back out. This district has no room for you. And good God, get a new hat. Your roots and forehead are almost as repulsive as your behavior, Allison.

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#NoShowJimmy needs to swing by Dillard’s

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@TNVOLFAN982 @RJMJr1963 @PunchoutJimmy @wjb_2 Leon, do you prefer Allison or Leon these days? Also, heard you were pronouncing your last name different!! How’s your parole officer?

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I guess this just goes to show politics make for strange buddies. Ain’t that right, @ElectBiggs? #NoShowJimmy shows up on so many financial disclosures trying to #buy @RepJohnDuncanJr’s seat “in the Congress.” Oh, don’t forget Duncan is being investigated by the ethics committee.

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.@Mega_BullHorn here is a #RealNews story for you. How many votes does @JimmyMatlockTN think he can buy? #NoShowJimmy showing up on financial disclosures of #criminal #AboveTheLaw politicians everywhere. Donations to #disgraced former county commission candidate R. Larry.

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.@Mega_BullHorn here is a #RealNews story for you. How many votes does @JimmyMatlockTN think he can buy? #NoShowJimmy showing up on financial disclosures of #criminal #AboveTheLaw politicians everywhere. Donations to #disgraced former county commission candidate R. Larry.

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@PunchoutJimmy @RJMJr1963 @wjb_2 He got rid of the cows and put his kids in the field!! Remember when he used kids as props but had them corralled on one side of the fence

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@Mega_BullHorn @timburchett Congrats on your only retweet being someone on #NoShowJimmy’s payroll. You really reach the masses, big boy.

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Hey @PunchoutJimmy, what’re the odds @JimmyMatlockTN threatened physical assault during this conversation? #NoShowJimmy by day... #JimmyPunchOut by night.

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#NoShowJimmy #FactCheck: he is a career politician — 12 years in Nashville and not a damn thing to show for it.

Also @JimmyMatlockTN, your guys should have worked on your pronunciation a little more.

[Jimmy Matlock @JimmyMatlockTN]

My message to the 2nd District ahead of Election Day: You have the opportunity to send a farmer and businessman to Congress who will support @realDonaldTrump! Congressman Duncan has served well, and I’m honored to have his endorsement. Now I need yours!

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@GregButcher_ @JimmyMatlockTN You passed the test young, Greg. Sad you have to work for a loser.

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When you have no name recognition because you’ve been a no show all your life, you have to wear your own damn campaign sticker. Poor #NoShowJimmy, no one knows him.

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@GregButcher_ @JimmyMatlockTN Can we get conformation #NoShowJimmy knows how to spell Grainger? A video of him spelling it w/ a shot of the entire room to make sure there are no cue cards would be greatly appreciated!! Looking forward to it.

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@JimmyMatlockTN @realDonaldTrump 1.) #NoShowJimmy, how can you flaunt Duncan’s endorsement when you want to put career politicians in the unemployment line?
2.) Did your campaign, #MatlockTire, or your wife pay the $46.66 per second for you to speak?

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@Mega_BullHorn I don’t know if anyone would consider your blog “Real news,” Brian. Get out of the house, hit the gym, get a life, and stop screwing other people’s wives.

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@Mega_BullHorn @JasonEmert @timburchett Lol. Brian look at all your retweets!!! You really know how to break a story.

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How does @JimmyMatlockTN feel about @Mega_BullHorn & Brandon’s special relationship? Hope the 2 of you are doing well, Brian. I guess you and #NoShowJimmy have missed a few sermons over the years.

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Hey, @TNVOLFAN982. Does your PO have all your twittter login information?? Funny your tweet is a No Show and you support #NoShowJimmy. Get a life, hun bun.

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@TNVOLFAN982 @JimmyMatlockTN @SmithStudio3 @timburchett Does #NoShowJimmy even know how to spell Powell? Doubt it.

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@DeathTaxSlayer @JimmyMatlockTN Get out of the street jimmy