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Here to be a bitch about your education takes if you don’t goshdurn no how know college wurks. Raging feminist bitch.

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@honorablesaint This is the reality among the working and middle classes. Men ARE losers.

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@HikiPTG No one is trying to stop you.

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@fredsoda This is why men get so mad when we have educational thresholds.

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@jeffye888 @Dirtdog If you think this recalibrate who you’re approaching.

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@StitchyBetsy Just don’t buy mums unless you buy her a plant if she’s a plant person. NO mums and no yellow roses!

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@StitchyBetsy The reaction to flowers as a suggestion is telling. Nobody is telling you you have to buy a first date exotic orchids at first! You can buy the bodega daisies on date 3! (If her vibe is a daisy vibe.)

[Dirty Texas Hedge @HedgeDirty]

There are no longer genuine regional cultures in the US. Cultures are now defined by social class and ideology and exist in geographical archipelagos at the level of neighborhood and profession

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@NateBootyBooty @HedgeDirty If you tell me I have a common culture with the people I had the misfortune to grow up around just because we shared some tap water I consider you my enemy.

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@K1ngJack5on @ANTHONYBLOGAN Do you put on a Foghorn Leghorn accent too?

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@ANTHONYBLOGAN I’m sorry, I come from a white rural background on one side and he’s just rude trash who should have been hit more as a kid.

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@jeanmarc7880909 @RealDianeYap Hectoring middle class women into partnering with lower class men ain’t it, Cletus.

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@ultimater34twl1 That’s not a real fallacy, dimwit.

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@Cozy_Mod3 @ultimater34twl1 @fredsoda Am I?

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Children are worse behaved with their moms because they know their mom loves them unconditionally, nothing to do with “neuroticism,” you people need to learn a new word

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I'm related to a few guys who were "too smart for school"

Every single one of them had recurrent discipline/social/truancy issues but also got straight As and perfect SATs

So I don't really buy that there's a ton of secret geniuses who just have a fear of scantrons

[Tulika Bose @TulikaBose_]

There’s a book about this called “Why Does He Do That” by Lundy Bancroft — every woman should read it

[Madame Fragonard @useful_emetic]

By far the saddest words to come out of this mess came when Jane Doe was about to reluctantly have her final threesome of the night and wistfully asked the male she had a crush on, “Whatever happened to just you and me?”

gut punch, honestly.

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@ritomimotir @allen_crai34305 @fredsoda Lmao no, I’m Millennial bordering on Zennial. You’re just lazy and also assume a woman should want you because you have a job and a pulse. Pretty and upper middle class women never did that.

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@fredsoda I literally move heaven and earth for him if something happens but he bought me a bouquet once ooooooooooh