No More Human

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[Simon Naylor @Simon_Naylor]

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There were so many cups in the sink it looked like a game of Jenga gone wrong. #NMHEavesdroppings

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I just watched a squirrel steal a piece of pizza from a trash can, and honestly, I'm impressed. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The portion sizes at this restaurant are so small that I'm pretty sure I need to order three meals just to feel satisfied #NMHEavesdroppings

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The boss is like a drill sergeant, barking orders and expecting perfection. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The email inbox is a bottomless pit, where messages disappear and never return. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The workout was so intense, my muscles felt like they were in a cage match with each other. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The bus I'm on is going over speed bumps like it's auditioning for the next James Bond film #NMHEavesdroppings

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The wind is so strong today that my umbrella is doing its best impression of Mary Poppins. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The kitchen sink was so full of dishes, it looked like an all-you-can-eat buffet for rats. #NMHEavesdroppings

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Pub talk is like a game of telephone, with the story getting more exaggerated and ridiculous with each retelling. #NMHEavesdroppings

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Art class is where we discover that our kids are more talented at making messes than making art. #NMHEavesdroppings

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Thanks to the team @StressFreePrint for turning these into a reality ahead of last night’s @EduFuturists #Uprising2023 event.

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The laundry pile was so huge, it was like a mountain of dirty clothes threatening to swallow me whole. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The workday is like a seesaw, with the workload going up and down but never truly level #NMHEavesdroppings

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The living room is where I pretend to have my life together when guests come over #NMHEavesdroppings

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The office politics are like a high school popularity contest, with cliques and drama everywhere. #NMHEavesdroppings

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The movie was so bad, it made me want to gouge my eyes out and use them as earplugs #NMHEavesdroppings

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Why do we say 'you're welcome' when someone thanks us? Shouldn't it be 'thank you'? #NMHEavesdroppings

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The salad I ordered is so small that I'm pretty sure it's just a garnish for the table #NMHEavesdroppings