Lacey Evans Faux

Parody Account

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

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[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

You like to see me wiggle wiggle, for sure.

[Bobby @DominantBobbyy]

@NoNastys Jiggle jiggle

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Roman says acknowledge me, I say acknowledge this!

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

@BrazillianBeaut Well I wasn’t trying to but you made it so easy!

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

@bradysbay this you?

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Eating a starburst lollipop at 4:20 am because @bradysbay won’t give me anything to suck on. I’m really going to hit tweet knowing this is the dumbest thing I ever typed and that it isn’t funny.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Okay now I’ve just read about a woman who believes hocus pocus is real and that it’s casting spells threw the TV.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

I can’t sleep so naturally I’m reading about serial killers on Wikipedia.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

I’m pretty sure I’m never going to sleep again. EVER!

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

You’re welcome, all of you.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Zappe is 23 and has more wrinkles than 45 year old Tom Brady. Is Tom Brady a vampire? Asking for a friend who is absolutely not me.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Apparently this man isn’t losing enough money to his ex wife he wants to throw some of it away. Its devastating he’s really lost it.

[𝐓𝐁𝟏𝟐 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. @bradysbay]

You’ll win!!! I have faith in you my friend!

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

I’m leaving this here for @bradysbay to thirst over because he accused me of bullying. Now this is mean, look at all this perfection you can’t have!

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

I made this just for Tom.

[Dan @GivesHisTake]

Because it’s right.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Why am I laughing at this.

[Dan @GivesHisTake]

The sad thing is, he probably would’ve liked it.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Of course I am, he’s just lucky it wasn’t my face he put his sloppy ass in cause I would have ripped his dick off and made him swallow it.

[Dan @GivesHisTake]

You are fully correct about that!

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Why don’t you just take your money and throw it out the window honey.

[𝐓𝐁𝟏𝟐 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. @bradysbay]

My money is still on Skip.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Everybody loves TB till they don’t but, nobody loves AB so there’s that!

[Dan @GivesHisTake]

You underestimate my love for the GOAT.

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Because you’re obsessed with me, I don’t blame you.

[𝐓𝐁𝟏𝟐 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. @bradysbay]

I’ve seen enough celebrity boxing matches in my time, but yet I’m still ready for Skip vs Lacey…

[Lacey Evans Faux @NoNastys]

Make inaccurate predictions about Brady repeatedly snd back track?

[Dan @GivesHisTake]

I think you underestimate what I do for a living.