Amelia Cook

Complete geek. If you want random facts, Sims talk, or a good book recommendation, I'm your gal..

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

@GWizzing

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

#SMALeeds

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

I have that "That's why I love...Nestle Crunch!" meme in my head with the scream at the end, except it's Shayne Topp screaming at the top of his lungs 🤨
#random

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Definitely didn't cry in a Starbucks bathroom when I saw this.. Nope. I'm good. Thanks @DerekLandy for the trauma 💀
#SkulduggeryPleasant #books @Laura_Katie_J

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Buys a bunch of cat toys... Idiot plays with a piece of tape for an hour 🤦🏼‍♀️
#ungrateful #cats

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Found my new slogan - lapkins are life...
Even though my best friend now has the ick with me for putting a napkin over my white dress in case of food spillage.. Then immediately dropped beans in her lap! #karma

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

And then secondary ick is that I say 'too-nah' instead of 'chew-na' for tuna.. Called me a sex offender! 😂
#crylaughing

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

#mood
Me to Me :

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

@CraigWalker1983

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

@GWizzing

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

@GWizzing

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Getting ready to go into Hell and just having a moment #work #Iwanttobreakfree

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Catching up with the pod, and Derek spelling out TOLERANCE had me cry laughing as much as Laura 😂😂
#AnotherPointlessPodcast @DerekLandy @Laura_Katie_J

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Trying to find the right angle to wegde it in while it still hangs out is like trying to hold your headphone wire in that particular spot so you can listen to music in one ear. #pointless

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Why are women's pockets so shit? You could fit a sandwich, a notepad, 14 pens, a shoe, and a spatula in mens and still have room for your hands 🙄 #rant

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

I just feel like what's the actual point of wasting time making a scrappy pocket that barely holds air? I want somewhere to put my phone without dropping it and breaking my screen and foot...

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

What about my face says "old people talk to me"?? I have resting bitch face and I'm scowling... 3 is 3 too many! #goaway #idontcare

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Thinking about when I said "Suck it!" after winning a game 8 years ago and someone got mad because there were children around, but I was told sucking it referred to a lemon because it's a bitter defeat, and I'm mad now because everyone ruins everything with innuendos 🤦🏻‍♀️
#why #shh

[Amelia Cook @NoNeckBarbie]

Me: Mum what's in this tupperware pot?
Mum: *visable confusion*
Mum: Gravy... Don't even ask.
Well I have more questions now!! 🤨😂
#mother #crazy #why