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@Devon_Eriksen_ "Starting to wonder if bears actually shit in the woods."

That's just a silly stereotype. Modern bears use miniature port-a-potties that they carry under their wings.

Tasmanian Devils are the ones who shit in the woods.

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@RockChartrand Honest answer is that the only thing preventing monopolies are laws and physics (can't put a store in EVERY corner). In the internet (email, videos, chat, etc.), everything is either a full-blown monopoly or a pseudo-monopoly precisely because there's nothing to stop it.

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@harukaawake The only meaningful diversity is diversity of function. Ie., this guy is a doctor, that guy is an engineer, that guy is a chef, etc.

If diversity just means "different skin colors" then it's about as meaningful as a bunch of same-race people wearing T-shirts of different colors.

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@RockChartrand @Floridamarx

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@GadSaad "ooohhh, (scratches demon's head) who's the cutest demon of them all, eh? Who is? Who is? Yeah! That's you!"

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@lastkafir

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@lone_rides You wanna make prisons more unappealing to the criminals without violating human rights? Force prisoners every day to listen to 5-hour lectures about how to live in a peaceful society. Nobody could accuse you of torturing them, but none of them will want to be jailed ever again.

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@pureMetatron There are only two types of skin: black skin (melanin at maximum since birth), and adaptive skin (melanin changes with exposure to sun). All White, Arab, and Jewish babies are born with minimal melanin. All of them will become dark-skinned if they spend all day in the sun.

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@VraserX Don't worry. Soon enough you'll become the pet of some wealthy AI and you'll never have to worry about working or studying (or making decisions or having freedom) ever again.

You'll spend your day doing nothing but playing video games, eating, and trying to look adorable.

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@RockChartrand Something often forgotten when talking about evil ideologies is that most of the deaths caused by communism were deaths of their own people, usually due to (intentional or accidental) famine. In contrast, Nazis and Islam mostly killed people from other countries.

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@Will_Tanner_1 At this point, it is very clear that the UN is a terrorist organization and should be treated accordingly.

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@hokkori_buzz "Japanese people don’t dislike you for being Muslim"

You should. Muslims are by far the most openly evil people the world has ever seen. Nothing else comes remotely close.

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@DonnaLouise1212 Also, for the execution, make Hasan wear a T-shirt with an image of Muhammad licking the boots of an American soldier and begging for forgiveness.

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@NickJFreitas Actually, the "dressing him up as a white woman" part might be a good idea for the actual execution.

You can also dress him up as a fetus so the Lefties won't complain when he's killed.

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@Reddit_Retards Men have the alpha-male instinct that makes men compete with each other to become the leader of the pack.

Women have a complementary instinct that makes them sexually attracted to a man that demonstrates the ability to control others. Sometimes, this Includes controlling her too

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@BasilTheGreat Halal meat doesn't magically appear in the supermarkets. There's a process to produce it, ship it, stock it, etc.

Just disrupt the process enough and halal is all but banned without requiring government approval.

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@Billc1241 How about for the next one, you train wild boars to eat the terrorist instead? If he becomes pig shit, he can't enter heaven, right?

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@GoodwoodAlpha The exact word you were looking for is humiliation (not laughter, though they are related).

Think about an art contest about depicting all the ironic punishments that Muhammad is suffering in hell (eg. being forced to eternally lick a pig's balls for saying bacon is haram).

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@JoeyMannarino Masochism is a lot more common in women than everyone thinks it is. (Not joking. Female sexual instincts all but ensure masochism to one degree or another.)

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@Rothmus One suggestion to add to this: get the actual stats for what percentage of the jobs available in the country are the direct result of the companies owned by that 1%.