im drew da ba dee da ba di

[Art from Friends at the Table @atebbel]

I thought everyone already knew this but regardless of the content all Magic cards are approximately the same size.

[Suriel @SurielVazquez]

Kendrick's about to drop Silksong tomorrow, which it turns out is also a Drake diss

[Josh @PROTAGONE1L]

dating apps aren’t working anymore, i’m gonna start sitting next to couples at challengers screenings

[austin walker @austin_walker]

Why’d Gene Wolfe call it Book of the New Sun and not

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

I'm having a hard time parsing this ad

[Liz Richardson 🔜 BlizzCon @mizliz_]

It always briefly confuses me when people say Stardew Valley is a "calm, cozy" game but then I remember not everyone plays it like a minmax psychopath.

My guide is OPEN my key pages are TABBED my seasonal to-do list is POPPING. I am LOCKED TF IN!!!

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

I made this in a fugue state last night and have to get it off my chest

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

my conspiracy theory is that taylor swift and travis kelce are dating

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

new york invented weather. next time there's weather where you live, thank a new yorker

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

I hope we all fully absorb the fact that the man who's spent all year trying to convince the world that the AI that his company is building is so powerful that it may destroy humanity—the man more responsible than any for AI mania—has been sacked by his own board for being a liar

[gryme @oddesque]

i made a brnine fancam #friendsatthetable

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

hmm did the guy famous for baselessly accusing someone he didn’t like of being a “pedo guy” just suspend @JUNlPER after she did the same to him?

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

<flashback: 1 week ago>
jamaal bowman: please. Pleeeeease. can i. just this once can i pull it. it's all i have ever wanted to do. it's why i ran for office
diane feinstein (swatting his hand away from fire alarm): Over my dead body