Silveroo

Yes. Also tired. Also sleepy.

[Silveroo @NoobySilver]

I'm the type of girl to leave the last nugget to you

[♡ @softheavens]

can i please order uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one large kiss

[marina @bloodmajicks]

the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

[Eefje Depoortere @sjokz]

Fk was just about to boot up a League game but realized I am on my period :/

[YarMar's Fat Butt 🐄 @LatinaMaomao]

The chances of hrt turning u blue is low but never 0

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was?

Fucking Animal Planet.
He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.

[dashase @dashase]

First prototype, the chain is just a placeholder for now to check the balance

[Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻 @Enii_draws]

Suddenly...

[jynx @jynxbby]

i’m always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

all girl want is... wear big shirt no pant... eat snack... have kiss...

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

making her wear those remote controlled vibrating panties in public so i can inform her when i’m tired and want to leave the party

[weather @dsxf234161]

HURRICANE IN 3 FUCKING SECONDS GET READY BITCH

[love drops @lovedropx]

— Anaïs Nin, in a letter to Henry Miller

[3 random letters every 10 mins @3letter_]

Fag

[۟ @fwngs]

“want me to stream my game?” I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my gf has many gnome-like qualities — small , scurrying, collecting , mischief etc — kinda makes me wonder

[Lun 🐹 @Lunwere]

bewear is one of the pokemon of all time 🥺

[☆ xana⋆˚꩜｡⋆ @xanaofficial_]

in light of recent events i have decided to no longer be evil and instead return to my true form. tender