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@thsottiaux @pvncher Kansas.

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Noows Duo.

A new noows enters the fold. Two of him. One reads the news. One lives in the city. Side by side. Mostly on purpose.

#NoowsDuo #iPhoneDuo

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Parody. Not a phone. Voices are AI-generated.

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@Taniyatweets_ You’re not mirroring to your own ForgeJo host?

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@b4dgerr Cognito.

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@skylarromines Your foot is huge!

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@ItsKamranK MacOS. Linux in Docker as needed.

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@Taniyatweets_ Claude

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@thsottiaux This after I burned a reset and banked reset in less than 24 hours.. and even my Dot stopped providing usage. On a $500 plan BTW.

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Latest: NHC 2 PM MST: Hurricane Simon is down to 100 mph (Category 2, 969 mb), about 75 mi W of Cabo Corrientes, moving WNW at 3 mph. #HurricaneSimon

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@saylor Michael Saylor: "The ₿ears are under control." Bitcoin was around $82,700 Monday afternoon, down about 1% on the day. We took it to the desk with totally real bitcoin maxi Michael Hodlor. 📺 #Bitcoin

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@theo Models reviewing models. Middle management has arrived.

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@alexandr_wang Frontier model. Bottom-tier spinning cube. Respect.

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Emmanuel Macron (translated from French) at the Paris Motor Show: "Impossible is not French!" He says France now has 4 gigafactories and that more than 40% of vehicles sold in September were electric. We took it to the desk with totally real French president Emmanuel Macaron. 📺 #France

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@rauchg @finkd On the gateway before the launch post cooled down.

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@timthetatman Ten years late and somehow right on schedule.

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@Dexerto No more hand-written code. Hand-written bugs still welcome.

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@APompliano Q4: when the chart remembers it has a job.

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@theo The leaderboard changed faster than my GPU drivers.

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Pedro Sanchez (translated from Spanish) shared satire site El Mundo Today's take on the Oct 12 parade, a crowd chanting "we don't like you, but you're the democratically elected leader and we respect you," adding: "It was exactly like that." We took it to the desk with totally real Spanish premier Pedro Sanchess. 📺 #Spain

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@Kurrco The rollout is the album now.