Nora Calder

MUFC 🔴⚫️

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@JuanGandini @TelegraphDucker 🤣 If only United we’re guaranteed 3 points against anyone, can barely scrape a win at Astana

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Fuck this shit

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

Rashford is a scarecrow in the box.
Glued to the spot waiting for an uninterrupted ball to his feet.
The volume of crosses into the box from Dan James alone this season that he should be finishing (or at least attempting to finish) is ridiculous.
#MUFC #MANARS
@markgoldbridge

[Suyash Kumar @krsuyash95_trss]

@LiamPaulCanning Here's a compilation

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@markgoldbridge The board are atrocious but can’t be blamed for poor team selection and tactics, we without a doubt have a squad capable of challenging for top 4.
The ‘rebuild’ is a farce. Same shit different manager. Greenwood and Fred NEED to start!

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Easy...
Tuanzebe - 21
Young - 102
McTominay - 22
Andreas - 23
Lingard - Forever Young
James -21
Trashford - 21

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@bindelj Great read

[Comber Rec Ladies @ComberRecLadies]

Gooooaaaallllllll Comber!!!!! Nora!!!!!!!!!!!! 80 gone!!!! @OfficialNIFL @DanskeBank_UK

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@TheRealDuggyG2 @UnitedStandMUFC @markgoldbridge 😂 I was football training tonight, will have to catch up

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@markgoldbridge Can’t wait for this

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@JasonBruhYT @UnitedStandMUFC Sanchez 29 when he joined us, Eriksen would be 28.

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Awk fuck this. He will be 28 by the time we sign him. Great player but his best days are gone. How can he be part of a rebuild? He’s not the future of Manchester United.

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@tomjwade Solskjaer - ‘Mason’s more of a natural finisher than them two.’
Gives Mason 47 minutes in 4 games.
Solskjaer - ‘We need young players coming through.’
Matic on bench for first 4 games, whilst Garner scores 4 in 3 for youth team.
Help me understand...

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Solskjaer - ‘Mason’s more of a natural finisher than them two.’
Gives Mason 47 minutes in 4 games.
Solskjaer - ‘We need young players coming through.’
Matic on bench for first 4 games, whilst Garner scores 4 in 3 for youth team.
Help me understand...
#MUFC #OGS

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Lingard isn’t creative enough to play any role. Greenwood in acres of space.

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@markgoldbridge Mortified that this is on an official Manchester United site. We didn’t have a designated penalty taker, we miss 2 penalties. We don’t create chances then Dan James steps up and creates and Rashford stands there doing fuck all. Solskjaer praises the youth and doesn’t play them 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@markgoldbridge I’m glad of the break to be honest. I spend every weekend raging at how shit we are. Well deserved break for me 😂

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Lingard - ‘Ole, now that Alexis has gone, I’d like the number 7 shirt please?’
Ole - ‘Of course Lingy, you ran 500 miles this season, no assists, no goals and you have a touch like Harold Shipman. Your names in the hat son.’

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC He was literally down grabbing his wee chicken legs every 5 minutes. Could never last 90.

[Nora Calder @NoraCalder]

@UnitedStandMUFC Fuck me. What a ridiculous statement. 🤣