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She / They• 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 • Salish and Kootenai Land 📍 Missoula, MT • vistas here are my own etc etc

[norbert @NoraRector]

Good morning to everyone except the unaccepting parents of trans children

[izzy @izzymilk]

montana highway patrol accidentally tear gassed a bunch of children. great use of ~$43 million annually, no notes

[norbert @NoraRector]

If I had the confidence of jim jordan, it’d be over for you bitches

[norbert @NoraRector]

Went to a standup tonight and the comedian said I think some people thought I was shy when I really didn’t fucking like them. Take my laugh!!

[norbert @NoraRector]

Can someone make an astrology post for sun signs and the type of dogs in them? Lol Does that exist already?

Bc this is cancers’♋️

[norbert @NoraRector]

When I say I have that dog in me, this is the dog

[norbert @NoraRector]

Professional property management forgot to turn the heat on in our apartments yesterday and then needed to enter my apartment without any notice this morning to turn it on. Doesn’t sound professional to me!!

[norbert @NoraRector]

Gonna name my firstborn after Buddy Guy

[norbert @NoraRector]

If the gov’t shuts down nobody has to pay their student loans right

[norbert @NoraRector]

And everyone else is going to call you an asshole lol

[Phil Drake @phildrakemt]

I'm gonna call him "The Red Shoes Bandit"

[Rap World @rapworldbr]

❄️⚡️⚡️⚡️

[norbert @NoraRector]

sure we could talk about our childhood traumas or, ORRR! we could talk about what we bought at scholastic school fairs

[norbert @NoraRector]

Who hurt the men with bulky/jarring engagement rings?

[norbert @NoraRector]

Just saw an insta ad for red light stickers to cover those annoying little fucks and I’ve never felt more seen

[norbert @NoraRector]

@MirandaCarson It’s not a lemon if it doesn’t have multiple bumper stickers

[norbert @NoraRector]

Have an appointment on 9/11. I hope I remember

[norbert @NoraRector]

This Vivek bro really just said the nuclear family is the greatest form of governance of all time

[norbert @NoraRector]

What’s if we, like, didn’t let cops use (biased) AI technology?

[norbert @NoraRector]

who and their drawer full of devils would go to Maui rn?? smdh

[norbert @NoraRector]

Does anyone want to talk about how Missoula raised cops salaries by 10% and is now searching for ways to raise SIX MILLION dollars?? (In a 9% property tax for home owners) 👀👀👀

No? Aight, coo coo coo