Norman Pooltrick

My name is Norman Pooltrick, and I’m the current CEO of CyberFun Tech. Contact the company email for business opportunities.

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Coming to Brighton again, can’t wait to see my BSI friends!

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Back in town, you know the drill.

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I will be coming around for my usual check-in.

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@mrjackwalten You didn’t fall asleep on your keyboard again did you?

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This website is abysmal but I’ve been here for a year I guess.

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@Felix_A_kranken As well as it can, my friend.

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@Charles_Brook2 About time you asked me about some time off! Absolutely, Charles. Enjoy your vacation.

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@bonrabbI That was on purpose.

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@Cyber_Fun_Tech I’m not Felix, I’m Norman.

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Why did Banny fall over? Is she stupid?

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@ASHRATTERSN_ You wouldn’t have a job anymore.

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Where did those cockroaches ever come from?

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@Felix_A_kranken I- yeah I know. I’m fully aware. I’m gonna try something soon to resolve the issue.

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@Felix_A_kranken We can’t just get rid of him, unfortunately. He’s the face of BSI, and trust me, I would’ve a long time ago but… we can’t.

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@Felix_A_kranken I am, of course- I’m just wondering how the hell managed to get that way in the first place. I know it has something to do with Bon.

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@Felix_A_kranken You mean the big ones from a couple months ago?

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@ASHRATTERSN_ Mediocre, huh? Wanna say that again?

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@Felix_A_kranken What do you need? Contact me asap.

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@jack_walten I would hope not, Jack. But luckily I know you’re just joking around.

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// Also thank you @Charles_Brook2 for the art hehehehe

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Visited recently. Rosemary took my picture to encourage me to make my current appearance known to the public. I got some nasty scars from that awful incident last year, and I shaved my head. I’m pretty much healed from all of that too, physically.

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Thank you to the BSI team for keeping this place alive beyond my expectations!