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The leader appeared well and in good health, opening a shoe store ๐ to stuff shoes into the mouths of everyone who hates North Korea. ๐ฐ๐ต
The state is a machine powered by concealed tears. Do not look behind the curtain; there is nothing there except a nation holding its breath in absolute terror. ๐ฐ๐ต
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The leader appeared well and in good health, opening a shoe store ๐ to stuff shoes into the mouths of everyone who hates North Korea. ๐ฐ๐ต
North Korea's ruling party has approved a secret plan in the event that the leader is killed or found dead, which includes the automatic launch of nuclear warheads, titled: "Apocalypse."
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The air tastes of iron and swallowed grief. A massive pillar has fallen in the night, and we must walk on its broken pieces without missing a step. ๐ฐ๐ต
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Kim Yo Jong :
The unity of the Korean people is a weapon more powerful than any atomic bomb, and it belongs entirely to Kim Jong Un.๐ฐ๐ต
๐จ Rumors of Kim Jong Un's death spread rapidly, but he quickly debunked them by appearing in Pyongyang with his family to inspect women's shoes and coats.
Western rumors of Kim Jong Un's death and coma were countered by his striking statement that "the true leader transcends the physical," stressing that his country's strategic leadership operates on frequencies beyond Western detection.
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Our nuclear silos stand ready in the sacred mountains, waiting to unleash a storm that will sweep away all imperialist aggressors... ๐ฐ๐ต
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Kim Jong Un mocks the West: "You call me a dictator because I don't bow to your bankers. Call me what you want; my people have absolute loyalty, not rented votes." ๐ฐ๐ต
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Official announcement to the heroic Korean people:
A heavy, dark cloud hangs over our skies today, bearing a weight too painful to speak aloud. Do not despair, comrades; the foundation of our state is eternal, and we shall endure this agony as one united body.๐ฐ๐ต
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Do not look toward the window of the supreme office. The blinds are drawn, the room is empty, and the echo of a great loss commands our absolute obedience. ๐ฐ๐ต
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The sky above Pyongyang turns the color of a bruised heart. We walk on, swallowing our tears, because the state cannot afford a single moment of weakness. ๐ฐ๐ต
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The supreme banner flies at half-mast in our souls. We walk through the streets like statues of salt, carrying a tragedy that must never cross our lips. ๐ฐ๐ต
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A phantom hand guides the steering wheel of the Republic tonight. Do not question the emptiness; the illusion of power is the only shield protecting our survival. ๐ฐ๐ต
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The air tastes of iron and swallowed grief. A massive pillar has fallen in the night, and we must walk on its broken pieces without missing a step. ๐ฐ๐ต