Northern Mess

Travel is my religion. Music is my bible. Champagne is my holy water.

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

Disney+ please get your shit together @DisneyPlus

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

Ahem @Stranger_Things

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

Listen @HBO I’m gonna need you to put all of My Sesame Street Friends back online IMMEDIATELY. Please & thank you.

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

I would just like to say that I absolutely hate the new repost feature on Instagram. My feed is so cluttered with random stuff now.

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

Dear Saban,

…. Please?!

#Bama #RollTide

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

Put. The. Layout. Backkkkkk @netflix #Netflix

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

I am begging @PBSKIDS to put the Curious George Christmas Movie back on the app. It has been our saving grace with our 1 year old and now it’s no longer available 😭😭😭😭

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

Please read this statement from the family of Rebecca Lobach. Read every damn word. And then share it with anyone you know who still cheers on this sorry excuse for a President.

The President of the United States, the Vice President and the Secretary of Defense claimed, without evidence, that this accomplished warrior was only in the pilot’s seat because of “DEI”.

She was in the top 20% of cadets nationwide—and it’s pathetic and disgusting that her family had to issue this statement to the country to justify her seat even in her death because the leaders she served under blamed her for the accident in front of the White House press corps within 12 hours of the crash on baseless speculation that she was unqualified because she was a woman.

If you’re an American—or even if you’re just a decent person—this should make you burn.

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

All these updates and all I really want from @instagram is to be able to rearrange my highlights in whatever order I wantttttttt. Please and thank youuu @Meta

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

“He was a good boy.” Has me sobbing right now 😭😭😭😭😭

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Politics aside-REALLY honored to receive this personal note from @POTUS sharing his appreciation and compassion for the loss of our beloved Ben.
I can only hope that Ben knows how many people he touched.

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

Man I love rivalry week

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

College football week 14 highlight reel

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

We love you, Ben ❤️

@KirkHerbstreit pays tribute to his best friend 🐶

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

I knew that the tribute to Ben would hit hard, but I still wasn’t prepared 😭💔 #CollegeGameDay #RIPBen 🐾

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

BREAKING: Liam Payne has died at the age of 31 after reportedly falling from a balcony in Argentina. We are extremely shocked and heartbroken to hear this news. Sending our love to his family, friends and fans around the world. 💔

[Ryan Phillips @JournoRyan]

This puts da Vinci’s ‘Last Supper’ to shame

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Wild.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

February: "I miss college football"
March: "I miss college football"
April: "I miss college football"
May: "I miss college football"
June: "I miss college football"
July: "I miss college football"
Late August: "How the F*ck do you leave him wide the f*ck open?! F*ck this sh*t."

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

“This is so much fun” 🥺

I can officially say after seeing Saban so damn happy I am now totally at peace with his retirement. Roll Tide!

[Northern Mess @NorthernMess]

IM CRYING 😂😂😂

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

The last thing an Oatmeal Creme Pie sees