Norv Turner

Taking San Diego to the precipice of victory!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

You're my kind of guy @77photo!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

Fining @kassimosgood 4 giving @crimetime31 a hard time about his music on twitter. cept that Drop It Like Its Hot. U can lose that one Cro.

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@steveadler76 Hey steve, mind your own business, it's my junk! Whooo-hoooo!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@alannanoelle Look, all I wanted was a cup of coffee. RE: Totally just got hit on...

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

My #followfriday fan of the week? The one and only @OaktownKal He is down with the Raiders and looks like Art Shell's illegitimate to boot!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

Watching game film eating a large filippi's pizza. I'm fining myself the driver's tip for tweeting this. Sorry, dude! Better luck next time!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@MarcusMcNeill73 Im fining u $5000 4 postin pics of my classified stretch routines that I showed you and nick. What next man, your playbook?

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

I"m fining you $500 @hoangv and confiscating your camera for taking a picture of my ass. That is top secret!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@hankfuerst You really thought you could get away with ripping me on twitter? Fine: a shrubbery.

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

I'm fining @nycnatalie $1,000 for mentioning the type of food we had at Chargers practice yesterday. That's right. I'm omnipresent.

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

Don't worry @syleegurl I'll be gentle...

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@ruslj01 Look, it's hard enough for me to keep up with these guy's parties and whatnot. No time to have those ESPN clowns bore me to tears.

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@crimetime31 Sorry bout the fine but when Mom makes her special goulash 4 the team and you rip on it I have to do something. Toughen up kid!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

The reason that I banned twitter from team functions and practice is focus. In order for us to reach our ultimate goal we...LOOK A PUPPY!!!!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

I'm coming out with my own line of Wal-mart "Norv Faces". It's gonna be huge!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@OaktownKal Probably because she's dead. And cremated. Surprised you weren't blinded by the ashes. Thanks for reminding me. <sobbing>

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@JennLukas Really astounded that you are still there!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

I announced that the DE position is Jacques Cesaires position to lose. I have to tell ya I've loved this guy ever since The Undersea World!

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

@OaktownKal Sorry brother, sometimes a man's gotta do what he's gotta do when he's got it like 'dat! Hollah! Neigh!!!! Neigh!!!! <snort>

[Norv Turner @Norvturnerrocks]

Me and @shawnemerriman are practicing hashtags for season, I'm first! #raiderssuck #broncossuck #chiefssucks #afcwestwhocares. Your turn!