Laura Townsend

Water, blood, bones, freckles, fringe. Copywriter.

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@BandQ chasing £339 refund for faulty lawnmower since March. 6 separate convos - every one told us different story. Chased again Friday, told to call back. Call today, latest it’s been refunded on 20th March to PayPal but no refund. Please sort & keep proper log of your calls!

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@bareMineralsUK Hi, what’s going on with Bare Minerals stock in the UK? Went to John Lewis counter last week and they had no original foundation still, lady said it was all relaunching on 9th June but website is down and still hardly any stock anywhere? Are you leaving the UK?

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw The Devil’s garnish!

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@JackSpicerAdams Hi Jack! I’m just trying to buy one fo your Snobs prints off your website, but it says things don’t appear to be working once I click the PayPal link. Have you still got some available please?

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@ItsHallGoode Hahaha Gerald’s won this year!

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw @seanbgoneill I’m not the loving kiiiiiiiaaaaaeeeeeehhhhhaaaaeeiiinnd

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw @seanbgoneill Pure chaos and carnage 🙈

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw @seanbgoneill 😂😂😂

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw 😂😂😂 ICONIC!

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw @tomilo 😂😂😂 this is gold!

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw @nicolacoughlan 😂😂😂 she’ll forever be the girl who didn’t go to Paris

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@csaltmarshe @ladyhaja I mean, they should’ve considered lollipops too you know but you can’t have everything 🤣

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw 👏🏻❤️

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

When you shout the start of 'Return of the Mack' not realising your husband's on a work call 😂

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@SheebaAli 😂😂😂We rewound it three times!

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw I can totally picture that 😂

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw 😫

[Laura Townsend @NoryTownsend]

@melreylaw Send me bullet points, send me a brief. Do not call me! 😂