Alan Turner

[Alan Turner @Noseynosey]

@0ivankaTrump1 Ivanka don't give up your day job Your page is totally inane.

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@Hina_isb 7

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@Julie8sxg A bloke dressed as a woman.

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@WydRomanX This is so dumb.

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@vijayanest22031 Three lighthouses? Unlikely. Ships undersail 10 metres from the quayside and zing for the same berth? Come on

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@vijayanest22031 The Suez canal and the packing crates for a start.

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@sqsehrish There are loads

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@rosie_88i Starbucks cup

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Mount Faeces

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@jk_rowling What is it with the UK? This is sick.

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@oelma__ AI

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@0ivankaTrump1 By who? Kim Jong 1😂

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@Sofia50020Sofia The woman in Red Is butt naked

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@0DonaldTrumpJr1 Of course The worst of the worst

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@Zara_588 Téléphone portable

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@Zack_magaig It's a small world, Lard Al Maggots!

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@WydRomanX Barcode on wine bottle

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@Zack_magaig Where do we start?

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@jk_rowling My kids,who are french, devoured the whole series. It started a whole generation of kids' reading in France. You deserve the Légion d'Honneur for that.

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@MattPinner_ Every fucking thing