Nosher Khan

UCL'20|London/Lahore

[David Hookstead @dhookstead]

Ricky Gervais to celebrities at the Golden Globes: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world."

Ends by telling award winners to "f**k off."

Incredible video: https://t.co/awdL4E2Zyf

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

When United are through to a cup quarter final and Arsenal blew yet another lead to get knocked out.

Then you find out you’ve drawn Colchester in the quarters.

Then you remember THAT Rashford free kick! https://t.co/ZOnyG6wQB2

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Pick. That. Out. #mufc

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

YOU ARE WATCHING THE GREATEST THAT HAS EVER LIVED! 🐐

Lionel Messi has just scored his 50th free-kick in his career. FIFTY. Absolutely outrageous. 🔥 https://t.co/a7h0lRZO9K

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Ready to fight for Medicare for All.

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

@rusticnymph

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

No one does what Messi does. It’s why he’s the best. Suarez isn’t bad either:

[RT @RT_com]

Where are the borders of the State of #Israel? – #Turkey’s #Erdogan to #UNGA

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Hahahahahaha Carragher just dropped his toilet roll. Brilliant.

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

#WHUMUN

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Happy #WorldRhinoDay. Fuck poachers, and fuck the people who pay them. If you think a rhino horn is medicine you are a stupid cunt.

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

@rusticnymph

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

@rusticnymph @iamyousufjawed

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

@rusticnymph Coffee>>>>>>>>>>tea 💁🏻‍♂️

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

@rusticnymph LMAO😂

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

When someone says Ronaldo is better than Messi...

[Nosher Khan @Nosher99Noshet]

@rusticnymph