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It’s ya boi Kerm AKA
Tony Spark
AKA Big Conrad
AKA pink Gatorade Papi
AKA Huey from the boondocks tether
AKA Malcolm Flex
AKA lil Pfizer Shot
Seriously tho you should get vaccinated. I’m talking to you. Yes You

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Shea Serrano AKA
The Mexican Matt Saracen
AKA Cabrón James
AKA Hispanic! at the Disco
AKA The Latino Bambino
AKA The Titanic Hispanic
AKA Edward James Almost
AKA Russell Mexbrook
AKA Rebecca Loco
AKA Juan Wick
AKA The Tamale Svengali
AKA Tyler Burden
AKA Flan Solo

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Calendar bars. He doesn’t even say the months in order!

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And we sit there and we eat and we talk shit about our enemies and it’s awesome

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I might just start crying during next weeks episode

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This is like a Chappelle Show skit

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Help me guys idk what this means
@SheaSerrano why “door bear cell phone”

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I really enjoy when like a new Drake accent pops up. Like he starts saying innit. Like oh he’s doing that now. Ello guvna! Oh shit

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If you sprinkled gun powder, heroin, a single phone call from jail, and testosterone into a pot and mixed it up you’d get 50 Cent

A phone call from jail what’s wrong with you. You’re going to hell. You’re going straight to hell Brandon Jenkins

I gotta make it to heaven

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AKA THE JUDGE @ayo_deena

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Deena Morrison AKA
Champagne Mamí
AKA Trini-Puerto Rican Princess
AKA Deena Dior
AKA the Boss

[brandon / jinx / big jinx @brandonjinx]

A show about hip hop’s best albums and four people that will say literally anything.

I love No Skips.

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That’s wow. Bold. Triflin’. And somehow trailblazing

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Write shit that makes people realize yo there’s a whole world behind me. It would behoove you to investigate. You wanna know what’s going on here

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

became the first mexican ever in the 90-year history of the new york times bestseller list to put four different books on there

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@SheaSerrano

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@SheaSerrano FEVER?? Bruh wtf. This and Invasion of Privacy are the only missteps so far

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I’ll never go back in that Golden Corral

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come on. Come On. COME ON!

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Kerm before we go any further, I need some soundtracks here. Can you give me uh, give me like a Katt Williams as the pimp from Next Friday meets BB King in a speakeasy meets BBQ in a slow smoker on the side of a country road. Like that kind of beat

Nigga what is that?

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WELcome to No Skips

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We were smoking and he was like 💨 “yo you know like being rich?”

I was like “what?”

He was like “rich you know like being rich”

And I was like “yea”

And he goes 💨“I wanna try that shit out yo. I feel like that’ll look good on me”