OMG the woman who made THE Earth hacky sack from Project Hail Mary has been selling replicas on Etsy. Her name is Henriett Adam-Wolley. Iโll drop her Etsy store link in the comments.
Itโs currently offline but Iโm going to send her an e-mail to see if sheโs taking new orders.
DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY:
โHARRY. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TURN EVERY OLD WOMAN IN HOGWARTS INTO A FUCKING BADDIE AND EVERY MALE INTO A WOMAN?
FUCKING HELL, HARRY.
THE MINISTRY IS ON MY ARSE NOW.
THE AURORS ARE AT THE GATES.
THE MINISTRY HAS DECLARED A NATIONAL MAGICAL EMERGENCY.
AND SOMEHOW, EVERYONE IS BLAMING ME.
HARRY, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
โฆWHY IS THE MINISTER ASKING ME IF I APPROVED THIS?
IโM THE HEADMASTER, NOT THE FUCKING MINISTER OF GENDER.
1,000 MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.โ
i hate our divination wizard. other wizards are dropping fireballs and counterspells. our wizard is out here casting shit like โDetect Ogreโ i want to fucking throttle him