No Am Chomsky

the courageous pretense of the disinherited. cut and paste. sequacious abruptions. panting vowels into mirrors since 80’

[No Am Chomsky @NoSoyChomsky]

"The poem itself is an incomplete birth, and its maker a mixture of ventriloquist and parodist"

[No Am Chomsky @NoSoyChomsky]

We told Alexander to not be such a bitch but here we are- naked and temerious. #gymnosophist #billionairelivesmatter

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The new Superman starring Michael Rappaport is great,

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And the sign said:

"All that is not bolted down will be removed"

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@holyokehirsch 🤠

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I am not an amateur phrenologist, but I can see how someone with your cranial dimensions would think that.

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Hey Claude, make me a web search engine that is vastly superior to google. Then, make me a pitch deck for venture capital. Then, trade some futures for me, then, tell me what to eat for dinner.

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@BenjaminPDixon @mtgreenee Bro! Never in a million years did I think I'd be here liking a tweet by mgt. wild timez

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Long Covid is wild- I just read the Wikipedia page for a movie I watched yesterday because I already forgot what it was about.

[No Am Chomsky @NoSoyChomsky]

In the search for the latest food spot, gastro influencers will be forced into the underground tunnels of NYC where pigeons and rats are roasted over flaming furniture.

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@real_DefendWest @BreannaMorello Serbian botfarm

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Awake Paralysis is way worse.

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I'm glad that my tax dollars are providing a safety net for billionaires to take huge gambles with the economy. That's really what it's all about, making sure that those with enough money to live comforably a hundred thousand lifetimes never have to worry.

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I'm so glad I don't have to witness violence being perpetrated against innocent people on a daily basis. That would probably take a toll on my mental health.

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A fluffy alligator mascot with googly eyes greets me at the gate of Alligator Alcatraz- "welcome! You will suffero mucho".

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Did they even TRY a Kardashian with a Pepsi?

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Language is interesting. The Earl of Sandwich eventually became a verb.

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@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump

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This world is too real. We need more magic, more miracles.

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Women were allowed to vote before they were allowed to wear pants. #historicalabsurdities

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The complicity of Normal.