Katie Holmes

I choose joy.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: There's a recall on romaine lettuce for food poisoning.

Me, who's never eaten a salad in my entire life: I was right.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Love difficult people.
You’re one of them.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

I don’t like how the sun’s not up when I need to get up now. It’s time for school buddy, come on. It’s your turn to get up first now.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

@GregMooreII Should’ve just shipped your dog too- I mean you did all of that work for a dog that isn’t even yours...🤷🏻‍♀️ why not get rid of both. Just a thought

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Me: why are you eating cold sausage?

Him: it’s not cold when you eat it, your mouth warms it up.

Me:

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Do you want fries with that should be offered with everything. Smoothies, salad, etc.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

I told everyone at the table that if you are a person who cares for chickens, then you’re a chicken tender.

They said that is already a joke on the internet. But that joke came from my own brain. I know it.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

@Awburkwhitney And my mom! 😂😶🤭

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Me: Hi, how are you doing today?
Every single Chick-fil-A customer: Large Sweet Tea.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Mom: I ate one of your cookies and now I feel like the worst sinner in the world

Me: it’ll all be ok. Don’t worry.

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How Chick-Fil -A Training Gotta be Like 😂💀💀

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Pretty rude how chips and salsa aren’t healthy but ok

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Me: Hi, what can I get for you today?
Every single Chick-fil-A customer: Good, thanks

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are fleeting but the things that are unseen are eternal. 2Cor4:17-18

[Katie Holmes @notthatkatie]

Zack: I like your bun, that’s cute
Me: thanks!
Zack: it looks like a birds nest...
Me: ...
Zack: so if that’s what you were going for, you got it.

[Paul David Tripp @PaulTripp]

Celebrate your freedom today, but know that your spiritual freedom doesn’t mean you can live however you want to live, but now empowered to live how you were designed to live.

[Disney Memories @ADisneyMemory]

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